Final Warning Given Unto Mankind, Tribulation Is Near and Soon Cometh.
by OneTrueGod 62 Replies latest watchtower bible
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still thinking
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl : Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers : He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, f**k off!
[ silence ]
Arthur: How shall we f**k off, O Lord?
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sir82
God gives a warning to all 7 billion of humanity via an ex-JW website?
I dunno, seems pretty inefficient to me. Seems like a booming voice from the heavens would be a wee tad more effective.
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still thinking
He only cares about exjws sir82
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Finkelstein
Jehovah Witnesses attract the psychological NUT BARS in society.
Saith the Lord
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still thinking
Just one more before I got to bedeth...
Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.
The Crowd : Tell us! Tell us both of them!
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd : Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd : Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd : I'm not...
The Crowd : Shhhhhh!
Brian: You've all got to work it out for yourselves.
The Crowd : Yes! We've got to work it out for ourselves!
Brian: Exactly!
The Crowd : Tell us more!
Brian: No! That's the point! Don't let anyone tell you what to do! Otherwise - Ow! Ow!
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Comatose
We are hungry feed us!
oh leave me alone. Look there is a juniper bush over there, eat those berries.
The lord has provided a miracle!
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Satanus
Warnings usually tell you what you need to do to avoid the problem. He didn't include what can be done.
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