Serving Satan to the best of our ability

by TR 10 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • TR
    TR

    Those of us who completely deny the WTS way of life and beliefs are thought of as serving 'Satan'. What self-respecting JW would deny this? Anything under the sun that doesn't coincide with WT doctrine would be considered 'Satanic' by JWs.

    There exists a long list of Satanic activities we can be engaged in. Long story short, that includes all activities frowned upon by the WTS, and anything else that relegates WT activities to second place, let alone no place at all.

    Let us consider some 'Satanic' activities. Bear in mind the mindset of the JW, though. Some activities would not be considered 'Satanic' if the participant was a JW and "put first the kingdom". The following 'Satanic' activities are not being done by JWs:

    Going to church, Temple, etc.:(not Kingdom Hall)

    Are you a member of a religion that is not JW? If you are, you are being controlled by Satan.

    Are you involved in fund-raisers that benefit the needy? Satanic

    Do you follow Jesus' example in "doing to others as you would like done to yourself?" Satanic.

    Are you telling others about the wonderful benefits of 'Christian life'? Satanic.

    Are you volunteering in a 'Christian' soup kithchen, like the Catholic "House of Charity"? Satanic.

    Do you work for the "Salvation Army", helping teach young parents how to better raise and care for their children? Satanic.

    Do you volunteer the local church-run drug abuse prevention center? Satanic.

    Do you volunteer at a 'Christian' suicide or rape hotline center? Satanic.

    Or, are you not a religious person, but you are honest and help people when you can?:

    Do you live a life that is respectful of the human rights of your fellow citizens? Satanic.

    Do you raise you children in a clean, wholesome, non-violent, non-drug-abusing atmosphere? Satanic.

    Do you teach your children and those in your charge to be honest, valuing an honest effort or an honest day's work? Satanic.

    Do you use a portion of your earnings or resources to help others less fortunate? Satanic.

    Do you also enjoy life, living it to the fullest by travelling, experiencing the great man-made and natural wonders of the world? Satanic.

    Do you, as a former JW, spend time, money and energy trying to focus attention on the WTS for it's treatment of the shunned, raped, traumatized, spiritually brutalized, medical treatment denied people? Then not only are you Satanic, you, in JW's eyes, are not fit to go to heaven or even to exist on "paradise earth" in the future. You! You former JWs that are engaged in the aforementioned activities are the worst kind of pond scum that there ever existed! If you are living at the time of 'Armageddon', you will be violently killed- by God, and you will rot in the street, awaiting the convergence of scavenging animals to rid the earth of your stinking, rotting corpse. Satan is God's enemy, and the above activities are things that Satanic people will die for.

    Just thought I'd let you know.

    TR

    AWWWWW, CRAP!

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Yes, TR, the WHOLE WORLD is in Satan's grip... The moment you help any non-JW organization, your "ass is grass". Yep, volunteering is purely Satanic!

    LOL.

    The main thing, according to JW's, is to spend your whole life supporting their organization. Anything else is a "distraction" or "worldly". Why, these organizations are mainly organized to distract people from the only "true salvation", their kingdom.

    -J.R., member, UADNA-MN
    (Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Minnesota division)

    This post was not evaluated by any mental health professionals.
    Any opinions expressed are those of a fuzzy, cuddly rodent.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Good post TR.

    Enjoyed the follow-up Gopher.

    unclebruce who swapped his unstable Satan for a fluffy easter bunny, his jittery Jehovah for a merry Father Xmas and his Watchtower Society for a bucket load of freedom.

  • TR
    TR

    Yes indeed folks, if'n it ain't ok'd by the WTS, you'll eventually be squirmin' with the maggots- eternally! Hey! Sounds like a new "Kingdom Melody!"

    TR

    AWWWWW, CRAP!

  • 2SYN
    2SYN

    Great post, TR! You put the points across in an excellent way, and every one of them is so true...damn!


    I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
    [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

  • heathen
    heathen

    You forgot free thought is satanic .Reading anything not printed by the wt satanic.Going out on a date unchaperoned satanic.listening to rock and roll satanic.Blood transfusion satanic.Playing video games satanic.THe internet satanic.

  • LDH
    LDH

    And you forgot the biggie:

    Do you vote or have anything to do with politics?

    SATANIC.

    Look for my essay on this subject later today. btw.

    Lisa

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Higher education was satanic in the 60's and 70's.
    Study of philosophy, spiritualism, non-christian religions is satanic.
    Porn must be satanic.
    Religious music from babylon the great is satanic.
    Agreeing w the ideals of the charter of the UN is satanic (except if the wt does it).

    SS

  • digderidoo
    digderidoo

    Good one tr

    Funniest post i've seen for a long time.

    Dig

    I'm not singing for the future
    I'm not dreaming of the past
    I'm not talking of the first time
    I never think about the last

    ...Shane Patrick Lysaght MacGowen

  • TR
    TR

    Hey you guys,

    you know damn good and well that it's impossible to list ALL of the things the WTS dissapproves of! LOL!

    TR

    AWWWWW, CRAP!

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