Rumor Elders Will Receive Name Badges For Every Meeting. (page 6)

Business cards for all were passed out instead.

A good example of not getting excited about stuff until it actually happens.

Lol thats exactly what i was thinking when i found this.... It seemed rediculos and as it appears, false. Lesson learned for any who ran with this.

A rumour is its own punishment but not immediately and only in time.

So, witnesses will emulate Mormons? Wear little badges that say Elder so and so? Swell. Wonderland is alive and well and in Patterson NY.

You can tell the elders without a name badge. They wear tight fitting pants and all their children are out of the truth ha ha

You can tell the elders by the size of their meeting bag.

Hey, maybe they'll steal a page from the Salvation Army's playbook and have officers w/ uniforms?

This would be really cool. You could have the MS as Cadets and the Elders as various ranks up to Major.

"Colonel of the Urinal" or "Major F***up"

Or, how about Sheriff's badges? They could do a Matt Dillon thing and have standoffs in the parking lot (maybe at the "Elderly Parking" slots)?

This is pretty rediculous and hardly supported by Scripture. It would be funny if it weren't all so bizarre.

Everyone does realize this is just a rumor from two years ago.... Right?

Rumor Elders Will Receive Name Badges For Every Meeting.