Insulting to your intellect and it isn't even fun like dr seuss! I mean if they would just make it rhyme it would be fun to read.
I will not read my Watchtower and Awake!
I'd rather be bitten by a venomous snake!
I will not read them in my car,
I will not read them near or far!
And if you find this to be odd,
It's because I don't believe in Jayhoover F. God!