by Witness 007 30 Replies latest jw experiences
Yes a brother was interrigated by the S.S Elders in a local ethnic Cong. for getting arrested while driving under the influence of alcohol....to save his privleges he says that he had NO alcohol at all, but did drink from an old bottle of Coke which must have "fermented" into alcohol in his stomach.....
Maybe one of the best Bullcrap stories I ever heard.....we need more honest Elders like him in Jehovahs "clean Organisation.
not sure what to say about that one
That only happens with Potato Chips
Reminds me of one guy that was PLASTERED at a party, they interrogated him and he claimed that because he was taking creatine for working out it made him drunk on a normally moderate amount of booze. Right....
Yes a brother was interrigated by the S.S Elders in a local ethnic Cong. for getting arrested while driving under the influence of alcohol........to save his privleges he says that he had NO alcohol at all, but did drink from an old bottle of Coke which must have "fermented" into alcohol in his stomach.....
So did the secular court buy that explanation? Was he found guilty of OWI? Here you can find that online or go in and get a copy. Of course we know how unreliable "worldly" people are...big liars right?
I spend almost every Monday in jury trial on a Driving While Intoxicated case. The BS factor in this claim is off the chart. Generally a person will not show horizontal gaze nystagmus in their eyes until they are a .08 BAC.
And...then there was the elder who claimed he contracted an STD from a toilet seat...and they believed him.
ahhh, truth_b_known...you forgot the "natural nystagmus" defense!
I got drunk eating mouldy japanese oranges. It's true.
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