Bringing a fart machine to meeting

Loljesus

I seen this cool youtube video with a guy who had a fart machine in a library
I thought, why not bring it to meeting?

wobble

Did something similar !

We were meeting the C.O for the Elders and Minsers combined meeting during his visit, so I put a "whoopee" cushion ,under another cushion, on the seat I was sure the C.O was going to sit on.

Unfortunately an Elder came in and bagged this seat before the C.O turned up, as the Elder sat down there was a long fart noise so I asked :

"Had a good dinner bro ?" The assembled appt.men fell about laughing, it was a shame that the consensus was not to quickly set it up again for the C.O, and he walked in anyway as we were discussing it, unaware of his narrow escape.

I wonder why I was never appointed an Elder ? Is one of the qualfications that you've got to be serious ?

keyser soze

Me and a couple of friends brought a can of fart spray to the meeting, and took turns spraying it in the men's room. The reaction of people coming out was priceless.

poopsiecakes

There's an app for that

MrFreeze

I always like the idea of taking the chip out of those musical greeting cards and finding a way to stick them under the carpet. Unfortunately, I have neither the cajones nor the time or even care to try that. I wonder if the elders know I still have a key to the hall?

TheLoveDoctor

or u can just use natural gas and watch them wonder. I always loved that especially when wiffee would look at me as if I did something wrong or didnt get up to go to the bathroom. Well were instructed to stay and not even miss the song so oops.

kurtbethel

The noise of flatulence carries nearly the same level of intelligible information as spoken words at a meeting.

Murray Smith

The noise of flatulence carries nearly the same level of intelligible information as spoken words at a meeting.

HA HA HA HA . . . LOL . . . yeah, the same message . . . it's gonna start to smell round here shortly.

andys

I remember watchiing his videos, Jack Vale who invented the Pooter, I got another really good one download cat ringtones on your cell phone, hide somewhere and let the cat ringtones play, everyone will be looking around for a cat....................................

undercover

I wonder if the elders know I still have a key to the hall?

That just reminded me. I have still have a key to the last hall I attended. I was a defrocked MS but they forgot to ask for the key. And then I went MIA and they must've forgotten that I ever had one. Surely, they've changed the locks by now.

The security code for the alarm system was "1935". Guess they had to change that...

Bringing a fart machine to meeting

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