What Exactly Is Christ Supposed To Be Doing In Heaven Now According To The Watchtower?

by minimus 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    I understood that Christ was "waiting". Waiting for what?

    So what's Jesus Christ doing right now?

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    Maybe he is healing sinners on an earth-like planet orbiting Alpha Centauri?

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    Same thing all boys who go to heaven are doing: Not masturbating.

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    He's busy directing the preaching work, don't you know? Waiting for Jehovah to say the word and "unleash hell".

    But mostly waiting.

  • undercover
    undercover

    He's taking a nap. Pop hova will wake him when it's time to mount up and charge into battle...

  • cantleave
  • minimus
    minimus

    He's busy, then?

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    Oh he's terribly busy, minimus. But he does want to see the Royal Wedding before destroying the wicked.

  • DagothUr
    DagothUr

    According to the Jdub Talk forum, now Jesus knows the date of Armaggeddon.

  • minimus
    minimus

    yeah, he knew in 1914. That's a long time to wait to do anything!

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