"Let's go to the Memorial and let off stink bombs and run out, then go to the pub to compare notes.. lol [!!!] ..."
No, no no, Hairy He Goat...
Here are some other suggestions for the Memorial...
When the wine passes to you, blow bubbles in the wine... Your choice as to which orifice you use...
Stuff the crackers into your cheeks until you look like a chipmunk, and tell everyone you're stockpiling for the coming winter...
I can think of some more, but I think I'll save them for the slew of "Memorial" threads due around April 18th....
I'm off-topic as it is...