This one was sent to me by my OTHER daughter. What are they trying to tell me???
> In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the
> waiting room, where their family member lay
> gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in
> looking tired and somber.
>
> I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he
> said as he surveyed the worried faces.
> "The only hope left for your loved one
> at this time is a brain transplant. It's an
> experimental procedure, semi-risky and
> you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
>
> The family members sat silent as they
> absorbed the news. After a great
> length of time, someone asked, "Well, how
> much does a brain cost?"
>
> The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for
> a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
>
> The moment turned awkward. Men in the
> room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact
> with the women, but some actually smirked.
> A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted
> out the question everyone wanted to ask,
> "Why is the male brain so much more?"
>
> The doctor smiled at the childish innocence
> and so to the entire group said, "It's just
> standard pricing procedure. We have to mark
> down the price of the female brains, because
> they've been used."
-Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it-