We Women Know How to Stretch a Dollar! (page 4)

snowbird

http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/members/adult/16575/5/Things-Black-people-just-dont-know

Thanks.

I stand corrected.

Syl

OUTLAW

A Woman who can Stretch a Dollar? ..

If I ever find one I`d probably have her Bronzed..

.......................... ...OUTLAW

snowbird

I have an Asian woman, and she says that I can only have one six-pack of German beer every month now that she has seen the repair bill for the Rolls Royce hydraulic system this week.

I overlooked this on yistiddy.

Mai has you on a tight leash, huh?

Syl

snowbird

Hey, Minimus, Outlaw doesn't think I try to outshine others.

He likes me. He truly does.

I'm sorry I come across that way to you.

Syl

Gregor

Give the kids a quarter to skip supper then charge them a quarter for breakfast. Send them off to public school and let the taxpayers provide lunch.

Seriously, when it comes to food you can run around in the car to pick up bargains at this store or that but the effort is futile when food is wasted, especially perishables that spoil in the fridge. If you pay a $1.00 for a head of lettuce and end up throwing half of it away then you are really paying $2.00 a head, etc.

The other delusion of thrift is to save left overs in fancy little plastic containers. Wait two or three days, open the container, say "yuck" and pitch the whole thing in the garbage. Then make a note to pick up more little plastic bowls with lids and some zip bags. But don't buy them in the market you are in. Drive over to another market where you can buy them for 3 cents less.