Give me a caption for this

'' Get your free Watchtower Magazine today with a purchase of a fresh glass of lemonade.Only 15 cents while supplies last."

Mary
sacolton

Thanks, Elsewhere.
miseryloveselders

Of all the times to get a stiffy!
RubaDub

"Those buildings behind us will collapse at Armegeddon but until then we'll keep the windows clean."
Rub a Dub
thetrueone

"Child Slavery in the Watchtower Corporation"
Abolish child slavery ...... For good !
Dagney

"Puleeze noone walk by!!!"
blondie

I just want to know why 2 of the boys don't have suitcoats on.
Where's their bibles?
In ten minutes we go to that new donut shop:
sacolton
OnTheWayOut

Is that real...or staged?
That's scary looking...
It's real. It's from someone's web-pics from a convention. So I think they are standing around the convention center.
I think the winner so far is:

The kid in the red tie:
"I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson."
A close second might be:

"Gaaaawd I hope none of the kids from school see me."
Another thought I had was:
"LDS is for pussies!"
But there are some great entries here.