If Men Got Pregnant

by Bangalore 28 Replies latest social humour

  • Bangalore
    Bangalore

    If Men Got Pregnant

    Maternity leave would last two years ... with full pay

    There would be a cure for stretch marks

    Natural childbirth would become obsolete

    Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem

    All methods of birth control would be 100% effective

    Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained

    Men would be eager to talk about commitment

    Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM

    Briefcases would be used as diaper bags

    Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes

    They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy

    Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees

    Women would rule the world

    Bangalore

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    if men could get pregnant
    abortion would be a sacrament

  • wantstoleave
    wantstoleave

    ROFL!! Thanks for the laugh...I needed that

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    If men got pregnant, they would be real b*****s.

  • troubled mind
    troubled mind

    there would be no more children and the species would die out !

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Giving birth would really hurt. I cringe just thinking about a kidney stone.

  • dutchstef
    dutchstef

    If man would gave birth we would play with our growing tits all the time!

  • watson
    watson

    We would definately use pregnancy to our advantage.....not unlike the modern woman..

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    It would be a once-in-a-lifetime event.

    Sylvia

  • PSacramento
    PSacramento

    Keyzer, funny you mention the kidney stone.

    My mom has had 3 kids and passed 2 kidney stones, my wife has had 2 kids and 1 kidney stone, BOTH said that births were less painful !!

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