Humourous and Inspirational Church Sign Messages

by Heaven 21 Replies latest social humour

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    One of my favorites from a church in Winnipeg

    Aspire to Inspire before you Expire

    Good words to live by

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    The Son shines on... some damn thing I can't remember.

    So much for my contribution to this thread.

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    The Church of Nosferatu: "Don't worry about doctrine, we can't remember it either."

    You could get thousands of followers, but they'd probably forget to tithe.

  • loosie
    loosie

    So the news article says its sexually suggestive and they want it changed. I think those people should holler "oh God" in bed more often they wouldn't be so uptight.

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    LOL! ... Thanks everyone... you're making me laugh and it's great!

    Albert Einstein ... looks like your links are broken... can you fix them? The pics were good.

    drwtsn32 ... actually, not bad for the JWs! Wish they had added Jesus as well... but... they are Dubs afterall.

    JeffT ... some of our local businesses have cool and funny signs as well. Thanks for adding this. And it's sooo true!

    GromitSK ... I like it... very good! Gives you something to think about.

    iknowall558 ... I love how they use the play on words... excellent!

    Darth Fader .... LMAO! I'd go to Hal's just because of his sign.

    Lady Lee ... definitely good words to live by. I think it's why a lot of us are here on JWN.

    Nosferatu and JeffT (again)... LOL! Thank you for making me laugh out loud!

    loosie... I was thinkin' the same thing. And then I wondered, "Ok, so if a horde of us went in and high-fived the church for the sign, would they leave it up?" I would hope so.

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    Another church sign on the way to work has the following:

    Heaven -- Don't Miss It For The World.

    On the flip side of this sign is:

    You Can't Grow An Oak Tree In a Flower Pot

  • Albert Einstein
  • Albert Einstein
  • Alco Cop
    Alco Cop

    a church billboard in Southeast Kansas:

    THE ONLY WAY UP IS DOWN ON YOUR KNEES

  • Scully
    Scully

    There's a huge pentecostal church that I see almost every day I commute to work. Recent pukeworthy (imo) sign offerings include:

    A lot of kneeling keeps you in good standing.

    The son will warm you forever.

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