2008-09 convention FULL PROGRAM

by metajw 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    Sssquad: talking on your mobile = don't you mean phone sex. Internet = cyber sex. All are the devil's way of trying to lead our youth astray. That is why we need to make then fire resistant (or something to do with foundations or gold?) Let's turn to that scripture "therefore deaden your body members", follow that up with "pummel yourself". Keep your mind off these desires, go make a sandwich!

  • Indo_Dude
    Indo_Dude
    Dawg: I think I just had an orgasm... I just realized I haven't been to an assembly in about 18 years! Thank God I don't have to hear that chicken shit anymore.

    You sure it was an orgasm? Or coughing up a fur ball? I read it and fell into a deep coma, as I usually did at assembloids.

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