Finally a good test: are you EVIL??

by JanH 50 Replies latest jw friends

  • JanH
    JanH

    Here's the chance to finally find out what we suspected all along:

    Are You Evil? Find out at http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/evil.jsp

    "Finally, the truth is revealed — you're pure evil. But so are lots of successful people: Donald Trump, Mr. Burns, Martha Stewart."

    - Jan
    --
    "Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    i'm just a little evil hehe

    i also took the are you naughty or nice...Bad but not terrible, you're definitely wild at heart.

    love
    H

    Most people think, Great God will come from the skies, Take away everything And make everybody feel high. But if you know what life is worth, You will look for yours on earth: And now you see the light, You stand up for your rights.~~Bob Marley

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    For me...

    Good news — you're just a little evil, which means you're very human.

    Aw damn...I gotta work on that. LOL!

    Skipper

    "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves that we are underlings." - William Shakespeare

  • MegaDude
    MegaDude

    Hmm, the *good association* here on JW.com must be helping.

    Good news — you're just a little evil, which means you're very human. But it's time to make a decision: Either shut out that damn conscience and be really bad, or start living life like a saint. Get more info on your evilness — sign up with Emode.com.

    "The God that comes before skepticism may bear little resemblence to the God that comes after."
    (M. Scott Peck: The Road Less Traveled)

  • JanH
    JanH

    Dang, hooked on the test fever again...

    The ever-revealing "Is it love or lust?" test... said:

    "Yeah, baby! You may not be completely overcome by lust, but your mojo is definitely set on high."

    As if I didn't know

    So, honesty time: http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/love_or_lust.jsp

    - Jan
    --
    "Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets

  • safe4kids
    safe4kids

    LOLOL Jan,

    This was fun! Well, huh...I'm kinda evil...whaddya know??

    Here's a couple other ratings:

    So, you have a healthy sex drive — good for you! No one likes a prude. In general, you give as well as you get, though everyone can get a little selfish under the covers, so don't beat yourself up about going for the big one on your birthday. And while you're at it, go ahead and admit it — you've probably flashed a big smile to get your way in the bedroom before. But for the most part, you strike us as a pretty generous lover who's doing well at keeping your raw, sexual power in check. Yeah, baby!
    and...
    Your heart's a little dark, but your kindness makes up for any evil deeds (except for that stunt you pulled in elementary school — yes, that one — tsk, tsk, that was pure wickedness). But you can forgive yourself for coming off as a meanie, because if you were 100 percent sweet, you wouldn't be normal. So continue being considerate of others, and remember — when you get cut off in traffic, it's okay to give the finger every once in awhile
    Er....iss only partly right! Maybe I shouldn't have lied....

    Dana

    Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end...
    Closing Time, Semisonic

  • Cygnus
    Cygnus

    I was slightly more good than evil.

  • JanH
    JanH

    "just a little evil???" Isn't this a frigging apostate site? Am I surrounded by wimps?

    Mega: I trust you are working on it. I think you're improving your score in the chatroom lately

    - Jan
    --
    "Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets

  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    Well, you're kinda evil. They haven't reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We're guessing you find others' pain funny, your backstabbing knife is probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying evil person. If you're interested in recanting the evil thing, sensitivity counseling isn't a bad idea. Or else find a more sadistic career, like a bouncer or a metermaid. But hey, to each his own, and if your evilness fits, wear it. Keep reading for more evil details!

    So, you have a healthy sex drive — good for you! No one likes a prude. In general, you give as well as you get, though everyone can get a little selfish under the covers, so don't beat yourself up about going for the big one on your birthday. And while you're at it, go ahead and admit it — you've probably flashed a big smile to get your way in the bedroom before. But for the most part, you strike us as a pretty generous lover who's doing well at keeping your raw, sexual power in check. Yeah, baby!

    Yes, you're always smiling, but you hold grudges for years, repress your anger, and then blow up in conniving ways — you've got "postal worker" written all over you. If you want to stop the migraines, look into anger-management classes at the local Y. Passive-aggressive people are often very sympathetic, which is why they hide their anger. So take solace in knowing you're still coming off as kind-hearted, you sneaky, two-faced back-stabber.

    Ooo hoo — you're one evil muther. Your heart is blacker than Darth Vader's helmet. For goodness' sake, next time think about that old lady's feelings before you push her down the escalator. And, really — you know as well as anyone that dropping kitties out the window to see if they can land on their feet is just an excuse to act evil. Yes, it's all part of being a free spirit who doesn't answer to anyone. Right or wrong, it's a fun way to live. But be careful — it all comes full-circle in the end.

    closer

  • Xena
    Xena

    Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper. Get tips on turning up your evilocity — sign up with Emode.com.

    Only kinda evil...I am going to have to work on that

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