I thought dubs were not supposed to be on the interwebs... (page 2)

VanillaMocha73

The following field service report has been submitted... Publisher Name: Single Pioneer Sister
Year: 2007
Month: Dec
Books: 200
Booklets Brochures: 20
Hours: 150
Magazines: 1000
Return Visits: 500
Bible Studies: 2
Auxiliary Pioneer? No
Comments: # of dollars donated to pedophile cover up - $100

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Priest73

I wonder how long till he passwd protects it.

kifoy

Hehe @ Fading/WAC/Vanilla

I checked out the other links. How about some "Theocratic Items"? http://www.ministryideaz.com/

And what about this Flash Presentation that demonstrates the use of the book covers:
http://www.mckennabookcovers.com/first_page.html

Lame.

kifoy

Elsewhere

Publisher Name:	Aaron E. Mccurry
Year:	2007
Month:	Dec
Books:	11
Booklets Brochures:	12
Hours:	158
Magazines:	76
Return Visits:	60
Bible Studies:	23
Auxiliary Pioneer?	No
Comments:

Priest73

Careful ladies. The BORG might actually count these to boost their stats!!!

Elsewhere

I like to make mine juuuust believable.

The following study report has been submitted...

Householder's Name:	David C. Bradley
Householder's Address:	3200 Flint Street
Year:	2007	Month:	December
Day Held:	Tuesday	Time Held:	10:30 AM
Publication Studied:	Revelation book	Times Conducted:	2
Remarks:
Conductor Name:	Aaron E. Mccurry

Go to this site to get some fake names and addresses to use: http://www.fakenamegenerator.com

erandir

The following field service report has been submitted...
Publisher Name: Brother Systa Pyoneer
Year: 2008
Month: Jan
Books: 234
Booklets Brochures: 83987
Hours: 96
Magazines: 259.5
Return Visits: 1
Bible Studies: 3
Auxiliary Pioneer? Yes
Comments: Hi

Thank You!

:D I did this before I read this thread beyond the first post. I wonder what the local needs part at the Redan congregation will be about next?

(editted to add:)

OMG, did you see his special interests page?

What causes bad breath?

What is a Zit?

What a fruit loop.

What-A-Coincidence

wtf? mainly 30 year olds doing this?

Elsewhere

Ok, I just couldn't resist

Householder's Name:	Deborah B. Montoya
Householder's Address:	3979 Jarvisville Road
Year:	2007	Month:	December
Day Held:	Wednesday	Time Held:	10:30 PM
Publication Studied:	Creation book	Times Conducted:	4
Remarks:	Always keep your condoms in the car
Conductor Name:	Aaron E. Mccurry

erandir

Elsewhere...nice...lol

I thought dubs were not supposed to be on the interwebs...

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