You can call me Reverend Besty

besty

Since becoming disfellowshipped (WTF?) back in July or whenever it was I've been fretting about not being an ordained minister. This was always important to me - to be an ordained minister is a valuable thing - thats why the JW's are proud to say they have 6.9M or so ordained ministers.

What to do, what to do???

Well as it transpires a most helpful organistion called Universal Life Church Monastery exists which is most obliging in letting you gain ordained minister status ONLINE without question!

So now after a brief registration process, I am now The Reverend Paul Morrison - you may kiss my ring :-)

http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=ordination

I recommend this to all DA/DF'd ones - faders need not apply.

In answer to the JW question - where else do we go? I now have the answer...themonastery.org - lovely....

free2think

I bow to your knowledge Rverend, can i join your congregation?

besty

Sure thing F2T - once it gets going I'll make us a Governin' Buddy and such.

meantime you can sign up yourself to be an Ordained Minister

free2think

meantime you can sign up yourself to be an Ordained Minister

Now that sounds like a great idea, i might just do that.

Witness 007

I dont kiss rings???!!! Sorry.

ButtLight

meantime you can sign up yourself to be an Ordained Minister

Does this mean we dont have to wear napkins on our heads anymore when we pray?

Mr. Majestic

Ring kissing huh???

Father Paul. That does have a nice ring to it I suppose.

Sad emo

Think I'm gonna go for the post of Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality

Although 'Spiritual Warrior' sounds more exciting

I'm disappointed that you can't become a Jedi yet

Octarine Prince

ULC does serve a nice purpose:

Just like the Society supposedly joined the UN for the benefits, the ULC facilitates people gaining ordination to be able to perform marriages, etc.

Many pagans have this designation to assist in such matters.

besty

not that sort of ring-kissing you dirty people :-)~

You can call me Reverend Besty

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