HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE? (fluff test)

by Mary 43 Replies latest jw friends

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  Mary

  Ever see those two British women on TV that go into some slob's home that looks like something out of a Stephen King novel? Take their quiz to see if you're a neat-freak, or a sloth-in-waiting: http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/100/quiz.jsp

  Here's mine:

  You are Gleaming.

  Congratulations...you've earned your stripes, comrade. Your house is winning the war on terror--against dust mites, staph, E-coli, salmonella, and other vermin who seek to infiltrate your borders. Your Department of Homeland Security is nothing but a well-cleaned mop, a dishwashing sponge you replace biweekly, and some strategic enemy surveillance that prevents terrorist incidents before they occur. A little vigilance is always good for keeping your house protected; making the bed, disinfecting the fridge, organizing your mail, and dusting your book shelves all contribute to a safe zone. But look at us preaching to choir.
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  Sirona

  You are Gleaming. Congratulations...you've earned your stripes, comrade. Your house is winning the war on terror--against dust mites, staph, E-coli, salmonella, and other vermin who seek to infiltrate your borders. Your Department of Homeland Security is nothing but a well-cleaned mop, a dishwashing sponge you replace biweekly, and some strategic enemy surveillance that prevents terrorist incidents before they occur. A little vigilance is always good for keeping your house protected; making the bed, disinfecting the fridge, organizing your mail, and dusting your book shelves all contribute to a safe zone. But look at us preaching to choir. For tips on how to keep your house from invasion, watch How Clean Is Your House? on Wednesday nights.

  Being honest, I 'm not that gleaming, but I am hygienic.

  Sirona
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  minu

  You are Gleaming.

  Congratulations...you've earned your stripes, comrade. Your house is winning the war on terror--against dust mites, staph, E-coli, salmonella, and other vermin who seek to infiltrate your borders. Your Department of Homeland Security is nothing but a well-cleaned mop, a dishwashing sponge you replace biweekly, and some strategic enemy surveillance that prevents terrorist incidents before they occur. A little vigilance is always good for keeping your house protected; making the bed, disinfecting the fridge, organizing your mail, and dusting your book shelves all contribute to a safe zone. But look at us preaching to choir. For tips on how to keep your house from invasion, watch How Clean Is Your House? on Wednesday nights.

  Well, I guess I'm doing a little better than I thought. YAY ME!
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  restrangled

  I ranked ---You are gleaming.

  How clean is your house... comes on every afternoon on the BBC channel.

  r.
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  Finally-Free

  You are Gleaming.
  
  Congratulations...you've earned your stripes, comrade. Your house is winning the war on terror--against dust mites, staph, E-coli, salmonella, and other vermin who seek to infiltrate your borders. Your Department of Homeland Security is nothing but a well-cleaned mop, a dishwashing sponge you replace biweekly, and some strategic enemy surveillance that prevents terrorist incidents before they occur. A little vigilance is always good for keeping your house protected; making the bed, disinfecting the fridge, organizing your mail, and dusting your book shelves all contribute to a safe zone. But look at us preaching to choir. For tips on how to keep your house from invasion, watch How Clean Is Your House? on Wednesday nights.

  Shit, and all these years I thought I was a total slob. I've really disappointed myself this time.

  W
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  BFD

  You are Gleaming.

  Congratulations...you've earned your stripes, comrade. Your house is winning the war on terror--against dust mites, staph, E-coli, salmonella, and other vermin who seek to infiltrate your borders. Your Department of Homeland Security is nothing but a well-cleaned mop, a dishwashing sponge you replace biweekly, and some strategic enemy surveillance that prevents terrorist incidents before they occur. A little vigilance is always good for keeping your house protected; making the bed, disinfecting the fridge, organizing your mail, and dusting your book shelves all contribute to a safe zone. But look at us preaching to choir. For tips on how to keep your house from invasion, watch How Clean Is Your House? on Wednesday nights.

  I love this show. Those two broads are very funny. I always tell my guests, "My house is clean, just don't eat off the floors".

  BFD
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  Mrs. Witness

  I am Gleaming as well! I love this show!
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  Hortensia

  I am gleaming as well. Good thing they didn't ask about dust.
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  Happy Harvester

  Good thing I no longer give a sh*t.
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  Happy Harvester

  My life is from here on out a personal invitation to the "dust mites, staph, E-coli, salmonella, and other vermin who seek to infiltrate."

  Bring'em on. I've got bleach when I get in the mood . . .