How Many JW's Does It Take To 'Change A Lightbulb'?

Outaservice
fullofdoubtnow

Is that a new lightbulb or an old lightbulb?
SirNose586

Nine people.
One to lead the Lightbulb Changing Committee.
One to begrudgingly buy the lightbulb. This person eventually makes up an excuse to leave, though.
Two to volunteer to change it so they can look good for the leader of the committee.
One to give hugs to everybody and take pictures of the event.
Three more to stand around and talk to the person who takes pictures while...
One person actually changes the lightbulb. The leader and the two who volunteered get the credit, though.
slimboyfat

12 or so - the govering body are in charge of the "new light"!
Slim
slimboyfat

I had another slant on this:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/115017/1.ashx
Sunspot

Crud!
I got here too late. All the good answers are already gone......
stevenyc

Ah, this is a trick question!

How Many JW's Does It Take To 'Change A Lightbulb'? is an OLD joke. So the real answer is either 606, 1915, 1925, or between 70 and 80 years!
steve
OUTLAW

Nobody actually changes the lightbulb..WBTS just tells them it`s a "NewLight" bulb..Jehovah`s Witness`s accept the story,and continue to walk around in the dark...OUTLAW
hubert

six million !!!!!
Hubert
Warlock

There's no one left to change any lightbulbs. They left, or were kicked out and they're around here somewhere.
Warlock