Just like at any social gathering, there is a variety of personalities to interact with on this board. That’s what makes life exciting. It would be great if a bunch of us with divergent points-of-view could get together in person, huh? What would that be like?
Tina: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs to all}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Waiting: Simon, I just reached 100,000 posts. I want a new title.
Simon: I can’t think of any title to top the one you’ve already got, waiting. I mean, what can top “Omnipotent and Supreme Goddess of the Entire Cosmos?”
Waiting: you’ve got a point there, Simon.
Aguest: May you all have peace!
Everyone: we will if you’d JUST SHUT UP, Shelby!
Logical:
Logical: I’m ugly.
Logical: I want to be a woman.
Farkel: If you’re an ugly man, you’d be a BUTT-UGLY woman, logical.
Joel Bear: Butt? Did someone say “butt?” Who’s butt? Where?
RexB13: HOMO! You’ll rot in hell forever and ever and ever!
Julie: I’m so glad you left those awful JWs and found tolerance and balance in your life, Rexy boy. Do you realize how much hate you are promoting, you idiot?
RexB13: It’s all in the Bible, Julie, and God condemns it.
Ginny Tosken: So is child-rape and God doesn’t condemn that, Rex.
Fred Hall: Rutherford rocks! Read his books and you get saved!
RR: Well, Pastor Russell says…..
ALL: PUT A PLUG ON IT, RR!
Kent: Yakki da, my friends. Keep sending me those BOE letters, folks!
Englishman: pass me another beer, Kent.
Kent: The beer’s all gone, E. Do you want me to go pick up another pallet-load of it?
Logical: life sux.
Farkel: well, it might help if you actually HAD one, logical.
Logical:
Tee Jay: Do you want me to post an essay I wrote on King Richard III?
ALL: NO!!!
Tina: {{{{{{{{{{hugs to all you sweeties}}}}}}}))
Waiting: I’ve now reached 200,000 posts!
Simon: yeah, and you did that in only one week!
Prisca: let’s talk about something nice. What’s everyone’s favorite dessert?
Norm: this board is supposed to be about JW subjects, Prisca.
Prisca: well, JWs eat desserts TOO, don’t they?
Fred Hall: My kitty likes desserts. MEOW!
ALL: (big groan)
BibleExaminer: I HATE the WTS. May they rot in hell.
Mommie Dark: They’re ALREADY in hell, bx. But then, what does this vicious old twat know?
BibleExaminer: you’ve got a pretty good point there, MD.
Fred Hall: MEOW, MEOW!
JanH: evolution is FACT, and here’s why. (presents facts)
yadirF: you poopey faced liar! Poopey, poopey, poopey head!
RexB13: well, here are the REAL facts, Jan. Francis Hitching conclusively proves you wrong and here are 150 pages of his stuff to prove it.
JanH: Hitching is a twit, Rex. And you are an idiot.
RexB13: Maybe so, but I’m a SAVED idiot and unless you change your ways you will rot in hell forever and ever and ever.
MadApostate: I want FACTS. As usual, you won’t give us any, Jan.
Farkel: would someone please pass me the troll spray?
Aguest: excuse me, but may you all have peace. My lord and master Jechuashaushia ben Macshiashia has instructed me to tell you that…..
ALL: (loud groan)
Tina: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs to all}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Uncle Bruce: g’day, cheeky Galahs. Lao Tzu says, “if you want to find truth, eat dirt.”
Larc: what the sam hill does THAT mean, Unc.?
Uncle Bruce: dunno, but it sure the hell makes more sense than what those bloody barstards at the Watchtower society teaches!
Kent: you’ve got a good point there, my friend. Yakki da! Keep those BOE letters coming!
sf: Russell was a Freemason, and Freemasons are responsible for all the world’s troubles.
RR: no he wasn’t.
MadApostate: LIAR! All you ever do is LIE, RR.
AlanF: could I have that can of troll spray, too, please?
YadirF: Alan, you are such a LIAR! My puppy tells the truth more often than you do. Poopey head!
Farkel: DipFuck.
Aguest: may you all have…..
ALL: SHUT UP!
New Dub Poster: well, where else can we go?
Tina: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
sf: It’s an Illuminati conspiracy, and my research proves it.
YouKnow: the end is coming next October 4th at 2:30 p.m. PST.
Larc: dear brother You Know. Hate to pop your bubble, but things are better now than they’ve ever been.
YouKnow: how do you know that?
Larc: because I’m RETIRED, that’s why! I can say and do any damn thing I want!
YadirF: LIARS!
Simon: behave, children.
JT: you’ve got week 53 of your WT timeshare, yadirF. Sad. So sad. Just my 2c.
ALL: JT, YOU ROCK!!
FredHall: MEOW!
Waiting: I’ve just reached 300,000 posts!………
Just another day on the board, folks!
Farkel
"When in doubt, duck!"