Posts by iiz2cool

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The Geek Test

by closer2fine in

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http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html

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iiz2cool

Aztec, you just need to learn a few things, like Linux, disk editing, and TCP/IP v 6.

Dressing up as a Klingon babe for halloween could get some extra points too.

Walter

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i had my surgery on the 15th.and life was hell.the doc found the rotater cuff had started to rot.yummy.he had to cut a large bone spur that had actually cut into the cuff causing the rip.then he found my clavical bone was being distroyed by arthritis, so the bone was partially cut away.i was in surgery 2 hrs.i am still recovering and on pain meds.lots of meds.i am just checking in .i hope you are all well and safe.kls

iiz2cool

kls, hope you're better soon!

Aztec, can you CC me on the pics?

Walter

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I almost got slugged - not sure what to do next

by DanTheMan in

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i play soccer in an over-30 rec league on sundays.. last sunday the team we were playing had this dude that was playing very aggressively, yelling at the refs, his team, our team, the ball, etc.

generally making what should have been an enjoyable time for all into a tense occasion.. he's one of those 5'3" guys with a bad temper and a motor that runs at 200 mph, a napoleon type.. anyways, near the end of the game (we're up 2-0 at this point) he is trying to get the ball away from one of my teammates, a guy about twice his size.

and for the umpteenth time during the game he goes sprawling to the ground and cries foul.. as me and my teammate (the one who napoleon just tangled with) are running up the field, i decided to open a can of smartass, so i ran up to my teammate, made very slight contact with him, and did a big comical trip and fall to the ground.

iiz2cool

Glad it worked out ok!

Too bad you lost the game though!

Walter

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How To Clean A Toilet

by DakotaRed in

1. add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet.

water, and put both lids up.. .

2. pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him.

iiz2cool

My cat ignored it's litter box and instead shit in my shower. Imagine my surprise the next morning, at 4:00 AM, when I stepped into the shower and felt something creeping up between my toes.

The cat was evicted that same day.

Walter

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Huh?

by Aztec in

awesome .

moses would have to have had 1500 tons of food each day.

that to bring that much food each day, two freight trains, each at least a

iiz2cool

1500 tons of manna every day? No thanks!

A campground 2/3 the size of Rhode Island? Can you imagine having to go outside the camp for anything? Long walk!

I can't remember whether or not they had to go outside the camp to defacate. If so, it would give a whole new perspective to the term "the runs".

Walter

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Shhh! There's a party going on!

by cruzanheart in

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i'm here to report that there's a nest of apostates gathered at my house right now!!!

we have calamityjane, arrowstar, dfwnonjw, six of nine, elsewhere, valis, big tex, cruzanheart (of course, since i'm posting!

), and badger.

iiz2cool

You mean you're in TO and didn't let us know???????????

Walter

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The Geek Test

by closer2fine in

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http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html

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Aztec, Linux is an operating system that is similar to UNIX. It's free and can be downloaded. I could install it on your computer, but you'd probably hate me for it. Not that there's anything wrong with it; it's an excellent O/S, it just takes a while to get proficient using it. But it's very powerful, and stable. I'll show it to you on my laptop when you're in Toronto.

You could also dress up as a Klingon for our mini-Apostafest.

But I'm sure we've all dressed up as BORG at one time or another. heh heh.

I'm kind of disappointed at my own score. I thought I'd score higher.

Walter

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