The only thing I really understood from the death of Jesus is that his death ended the need for us to apologize to Jehovah by killing animals. In other words, a death makes Jehovah happy. The death of Jesus made Jehovah happy enough to say "Okay, no need to kill anymore animals. You killed my kid. Killing him is like killing zillions of animals. His death gave me a boner, thank you."
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The Ransom for Nitwits
by Farkel inmark 10:45: "for even the son of man came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to give his life a ransom for many.".
1 timothy 2:5-6: "for there is one god, and one mediator between god and men, the man christ jesus; who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.".
the ransom that was taught for the first 1,000 years of christianity.
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Enough with the favorite songs
by JeffT inwhat are the ones that sound like fingernails on the blackboard, the ones that make you want to pull the gun out from under the seat and shoot the radio in your car?.
a few of mine:.
spirit in the sky.
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Here are mine, in a nice Youtube countdown:
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Nosferatu Please read
by willsilence inwell i cant get on as mouthy ( who i am..... but i have spent hours trying to tell you thank you so much.
you sent me a tom jones dvd!!!!!
!my favorite .what a big surprise .
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It costs more if you include the shipping. If I included shipping in the cost of the gift, you WOULD have recieved the "Family Life" book
I'm surprised it got there so fast. I think I placed the order on Monday.
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Nosferatu Please read
by willsilence inwell i cant get on as mouthy ( who i am..... but i have spent hours trying to tell you thank you so much.
you sent me a tom jones dvd!!!!!
!my favorite .what a big surprise .
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Sorry it was a bit impersonal, but I've had an awful time to get out Christmas shopping. Glad you like it :)
You also blew my lie out of the water - I didn't send you a "Making Your Family Life Happy" book for Christmas. They don't sell them on Amazon
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Secret Santa Wish List 2009
by Lady Lee infor those of you who signed up for the secret santa 2009 list here is where you give your secret santa an idea of things you might like.
it's hard enough to give gifts to people you know nevermind people you have never met.. so bearing in mind the $15 limit give us an idea what your favorite interests, colors are, or what things you might like.. in the past people have suggested something for their new christmas tree, a book, a cd of their favorite music, something from where their secret santa lives (something with the city's or country's name on it or an widely known item.. once people get their name they will be able to check back here to get an idea of what your interest is before they go shopping.. if you say "anything" or don't post then expect a surprise..
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ps - did you know most of the cds you're after are available on UK Amazon?
Doesn't surprise me. I like british music :)
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Secret Santa Wish List 2009
by Lady Lee infor those of you who signed up for the secret santa 2009 list here is where you give your secret santa an idea of things you might like.
it's hard enough to give gifts to people you know nevermind people you have never met.. so bearing in mind the $15 limit give us an idea what your favorite interests, colors are, or what things you might like.. in the past people have suggested something for their new christmas tree, a book, a cd of their favorite music, something from where their secret santa lives (something with the city's or country's name on it or an widely known item.. once people get their name they will be able to check back here to get an idea of what your interest is before they go shopping.. if you say "anything" or don't post then expect a surprise..
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Sent off a copy of "Making Your Family Life Happy". Hope the postal alligators don't eat it :)
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Something I never thought of when I was in
by doublelife inwitnesses use the term 'publisher' instead of 'preacher' to describe their position in the congregation.
that should be a dead give away that they are salespeople working for a book publishing company verses preachers who are working for god.
i can't believe i never saw something this obvious.
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Now that I'm on the outside looking in, I have to agree that 'publisher' is a weird word to use when describing members of the congregation. You'd think that 'Christian' would be more suitable.
Publishers of the Good News? I didn't publish shit except for my lousy field service slips.
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An excellent song deserves to be played...
by FlyingHighNow insome of them again and again.
i love the intensity and passion of this song.
patty is a beautiful soul.. this thread is for just such stand out, magical songs.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0brhgj6xqbk&nr=1.
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I don't know why I find this song magical, but it's one of my all-time favorites. I never get sick of it:
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I had/having an affair with Tiger
by horrible life inall of these women coming forward saying they had an affair with tiger, got my sub-conscience working, and i am pretty sure i had an affair with him too.
proof you ask???
there is a golf club in the garage.
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The Rules of Bedroom Golf:
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.
Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.
The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.
Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.
It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match. -
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Secret Santa Wish List 2009
by Lady Lee infor those of you who signed up for the secret santa 2009 list here is where you give your secret santa an idea of things you might like.
it's hard enough to give gifts to people you know nevermind people you have never met.. so bearing in mind the $15 limit give us an idea what your favorite interests, colors are, or what things you might like.. in the past people have suggested something for their new christmas tree, a book, a cd of their favorite music, something from where their secret santa lives (something with the city's or country's name on it or an widely known item.. once people get their name they will be able to check back here to get an idea of what your interest is before they go shopping.. if you say "anything" or don't post then expect a surprise..
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Come on, people! You don't want spiritual food for Christmas dinner, do you?