Yizuman
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My Step-Son Called at 2 AM and Threaten Physical Harm
by Yizuman inlast night he called at 2 am, woke my wife up, she answered the phone.
he was drunk, yelling and threatening to break into our house and physically harm me because i had his sorry ass thrown out for punching my stomach and destroyed our property while drunk on that day on july 8th.. she hit the flasher button (strobe light attached to a remote thingy that is activated by a remote button) and woke me up.
i go to her room and find her crying.
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I already did, no hits on my county.
Thanks for trying though.
Yiz
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Men's Rules
by Yizuman inwe always hear "the rules" from the female side.
now here are the rules* from the male side.. .
these are our rules:.
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btt
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My Step-Son Called at 2 AM and Threaten Physical Harm
by Yizuman inlast night he called at 2 am, woke my wife up, she answered the phone.
he was drunk, yelling and threatening to break into our house and physically harm me because i had his sorry ass thrown out for punching my stomach and destroyed our property while drunk on that day on july 8th.. she hit the flasher button (strobe light attached to a remote thingy that is activated by a remote button) and woke me up.
i go to her room and find her crying.
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Hmmm, the county isn't listed where I live.
I live in Hamilton Co.
Yiz
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My Step-Son Called at 2 AM and Threaten Physical Harm
by Yizuman inlast night he called at 2 am, woke my wife up, she answered the phone.
he was drunk, yelling and threatening to break into our house and physically harm me because i had his sorry ass thrown out for punching my stomach and destroyed our property while drunk on that day on july 8th.. she hit the flasher button (strobe light attached to a remote thingy that is activated by a remote button) and woke me up.
i go to her room and find her crying.
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Oh cool, thanks for the look up..
Checking it out now!
Yup, I'm a Hoosier! And Proud!
Yiz
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Men's Rules
by Yizuman inwe always hear "the rules" from the female side.
now here are the rules* from the male side.. .
these are our rules:.
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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules* from the male side.
These are our rules:
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to*change that
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining*about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the*tides. Let it be
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it*that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:- Subtle hints do not work!
- Strong hints do not work!
- Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!
1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine,*Really
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as: Sex,Sports, or Cars
1. You have enough clothes
1. You have too many shoes
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education -
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My Step-Son Called at 2 AM and Threaten Physical Harm
by Yizuman inlast night he called at 2 am, woke my wife up, she answered the phone.
he was drunk, yelling and threatening to break into our house and physically harm me because i had his sorry ass thrown out for punching my stomach and destroyed our property while drunk on that day on july 8th.. she hit the flasher button (strobe light attached to a remote thingy that is activated by a remote button) and woke me up.
i go to her room and find her crying.
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Thanks Yiz, I never meant to offend you in any way...I know things are tough for you right now and you must have the patience of Job to go through what you do.
Job? lol, I never considered myself Job, but thanks for the comparison.
I wish you could get your wife to use the internet, she probably gets bored. She could probably use some more support regarding her son. That must really hurt her having to throw him out. Even if he is a jerk with problems. It's a motherly thing to want to protect their children no matter what. A bad thing sometimes I must admit..but to her he is probably still her baby.
I wish she could, but unfortuantly, her eyesight isn't what used to be. She's had surgeries done on both eyes. Draining what's called "floaters", blood floating in her eyes. From veins that has been popping due to diabeties. She needs to see her eye doctor again and have them checked some more. She's had needles stuck in both of her eyes, I can't imagine the pain that she goes through when the pain meds wears off. It has to really hurt!
Yes, she can be a problem when it comes to her feelings for her son. She loves him so much. Yet, I'm protecting her from him the best way I can. If I hear something from my step-son, I just won't bring it up with her. It just causes her to become more depressed.
I won't allow her to become an enabler, if I can help it.
Yiz
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My Step-Son Called at 2 AM and Threaten Physical Harm
by Yizuman inlast night he called at 2 am, woke my wife up, she answered the phone.
he was drunk, yelling and threatening to break into our house and physically harm me because i had his sorry ass thrown out for punching my stomach and destroyed our property while drunk on that day on july 8th.. she hit the flasher button (strobe light attached to a remote thingy that is activated by a remote button) and woke me up.
i go to her room and find her crying.
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Yizuman
Where are the Mods regarding personal attacks? Lady Lee? Anybody?
Yiz
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My Step-Son Called at 2 AM and Threaten Physical Harm
by Yizuman inlast night he called at 2 am, woke my wife up, she answered the phone.
he was drunk, yelling and threatening to break into our house and physically harm me because i had his sorry ass thrown out for punching my stomach and destroyed our property while drunk on that day on july 8th.. she hit the flasher button (strobe light attached to a remote thingy that is activated by a remote button) and woke me up.
i go to her room and find her crying.
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I'm done with you. Goodbye.
Yiz