1. Take control of JW.org, and print pro gay rights, and gay marriage 'nu-lite'. Email various organizations around the world telling them that "We Jehovah's Witnesses have finally come to our senses in this 21st century and have decided to embrace persons of all creeds and viewpoints in imitation of the 'happy God' Jehovah." Push the story on all major news networks, and wait for the wrath of the planet when Watchtower tries to retract the statement.
2. Release more 'nu-lite' of them doing away with shunning and disfellowshipping, and state that the only persons to now be disfellowshipped are elders who still try to disfellowship.