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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  With apologies to SydBarrett for the re-use of his pic!

  Lloyd's 2024 Seminar '101 Ways To Tamper With My Sexuality' is a surprising sell Out..

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
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  Ages of each user here?

  by ukpimo in

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  i'm interested to know the age demographics here.

  it must be significantly different to other exjw forums.

  it would be a damning report for watchtower if most of us appear to have left for decades.. you don't have to mention your exact age, you could always say "in my 50s".. i am in my 70s.

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  🤣🤣🤣

  We must remember the one hour makeup and hair prep makes each member pictured above look at least twenty years younger than their actual birth age!
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  2024--Become a Circuit Overseer in Your Mid-to-Late 20's!

  by Atlantis in

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  become a circuit overseer in your mid to late 20's.

  you would have had to qualify as an elder previously.

  this would mean the male would have had to have been an elder in his early 20's.

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  Yes!👍

  In my last few elder's and servants meetings i really HATED the way C.O browbeat and lectured us all on being patient with a brother who let us down on on the ministry, missed loads of meetings and was totally unreliable..

  ...Whilst we APPOINTED MEN had to be positive, reliable, upbeat and encouraging at all times..or else booted off our positions for not meeting the mark..

  One elder on the bodies hours were fairly low.. the CO wanted him removed.

  He explained that he'd been on COUNTLESS judicial committees and heavyweight elders meetings and shepherding calls over the last couple of months..

  The CO said, yes, but the other elders who did all the same extra shepherding as you have all reported MORE THAN AVERAGE monthly hours..

  The elder suddenly realised the other elders must have been falsifying their reported hours..

  Yes, good luck all the new 'mature' older men in their 20's...they're going to need all the luck they can get!
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  Was anyone removed from Bethel for suggesting the Governing Body were the "Faithful Slave"?

  by Brainfloss in

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  i remember reading somewhere a reference to ones at bethel being removed for suggesting that the governing body was the faithful and discreet slave, years before the org.

  made this change.

  am i wrong about this?

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  1981:

  Jehovah’s Witnesses believe that this parable pertains to the one true congregation of Jesus Christ’s anointed followers. Beginning with Pentecost, 33 C.E.

  2013 :

  In recent decades, that slave has been closely identified with the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses.

  'Closely identified'

  Who talks like that!!

  
  
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  2024--Become a Circuit Overseer in Your Mid-to-Late 20's!

  by Atlantis in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  become a circuit overseer in your mid to late 20's.

  you would have had to qualify as an elder previously.

  this would mean the male would have had to have been an elder in his early 20's.

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  Reminds me of some pratt we met when young at a big assembly.

  Somebody asked him how long he had been in the truth and he replied "From birth,"

  What a twat!!🤦‍♂️
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  2. friends

  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  BRUSH YO DAMN TEEF

  🤣🤣🤣👍👍
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  2024--Become a Circuit Overseer in Your Mid-to-Late 20's!

  by Atlantis in

  1. jw
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  become a circuit overseer in your mid to late 20's.

  you would have had to qualify as an elder previously.

  this would mean the male would have had to have been an elder in his early 20's.

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  Pathetic news!

  What scripture could they spin to show after decades and decades 'older man' actually means a guy not long out of puberty!!😢
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  Celebrities Who Hate Jw's?

  by Ron.W. in

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  do you recall any?.

  i was told that john denver hated jw's with a vengeance - any truth in that?.

  also, annie lennox - i was told before a concert she asked any jw's present to leave?.

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  Do you recall any?

  I was told that John Denver hated Jw's with a vengeance - any truth in that?

  Also, Annie Lennox - I was told before a concert she asked any JW's present to leave?

  Anyone else heard these accounts?

  Any others?

  I wouldn't like to question Van Morrison about his JW heritage in case I got a thump!
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  The Book Study Group - Reminiscing

  by ukpimo in

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  any fond memories or funny stories relating to the old book study arrangement?.

  i remember a time when a new sister turned up with very smart jacket and shirt.

  yet she was wearing trousers and when questioned by everyone she said "blimey, i think geoff (her husband) is wearing my skirt!".

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  I used to wonder what it would be like if every single loony in the cong was all assigned to the same book study..

  Be careful what you wish for as that happened in a hall I attended and my dad was assigned to take the group.

  We had 'Dame Edna Everage and her bumbling husband.

  Simon, who thought he was gods gift to women and his frumpy wife.

  'Dangerous Dave' a constantly sweating drug addict who beat his Pam Ayres type wife whenever the mood took him.

  Brother Jim a dead ringer for Basil Fawlty in looks and behaviour.

  Scotch Sister Franny who thought the elders and the cong were like the social services and should be feeding, providing and decorating for her constantly.

  Her son Colin. The most spoilt brat kid you have ever encountered.

  Dame Edna's son was a big hulking bully. He worked my little brother Martin over really badly - I retaliated and really duffed him up.

  His dad approached my dad after the book study. He said to my dad, "Martin has been badly attacked!:

  My dad said 'That's awful. is he ok?' He said 'No, he's not ok, and it was your oldest son that attacked him..'

  I said, 'Yeh. because he beat my little brother up - look at him!!'

  Blood was running down my little brothers face.

  My dad said 'Did you beat Dame Edna's son up?' I replied 'Yes I did, and if comes near my little brother again I will really smash his face in, and his cretin dad's too!!'

  Dame Edna's husband grabbed his son, muttered something incomprehensible and beat a hasty retreat.

  Yes, the book study, peace and love and all that man!!
  
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  The Book Study Group - Reminiscing

  by ukpimo in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  any fond memories or funny stories relating to the old book study arrangement?.

  i remember a time when a new sister turned up with very smart jacket and shirt.

  yet she was wearing trousers and when questioned by everyone she said "blimey, i think geoff (her husband) is wearing my skirt!".

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  Lovely memories!

  Aged about 5 I loved to crawl under the book study chairs till I reached an old cranky sister everybody hated but was frightened of.

  She wore big built up black shoes. I used to tie her shoes and shoelaces all together stealthily, like James Bond so she toppled over when she stood up at the end of the group.

  She spat out 'Who did this!!'

  Fearlessly (or foolishly) I stood up and yelled 'Me!!'...

  She glared at me like the wicked witch from the Wizard Of Oz for a few seconds and then said 'Good, I like a child with a strong character!'

  Bizarrely after that we sort of became life-long friends - perhaps she recognised a fellow lunatic when she saw one!