Mommy, the little elderly sister who doubted the validity of the scriptures in Proverbs was a trippppp.....she used to make us all laugh so hard...especially in service....
One time in the meeting for field service they were talking about taking accurate house to house records.....she raises her hand and asks the brother...."Well, what are you supposed to do if ya can't write? My hands are too shaky!" He says, "Sister, maybe you should take one of the younger ones with you (teens) so they can write for you!" She replies...."Not from this worthless bunch, they'll have my call book all messed up!"
She used to always get a hamburger from Wendy's for lunch....meat, bread and ONIONS....then an hour later she would say...."I smell onions....how rude to eat them and come out in service....Who ate those onions????"
She would always accuse who ever was working with her of trying to steal her calls.....one time I was in the car with her and a brother and she left him at the door and got back in the car....said..."There that Corey goes again....stealin' my calls...that's dirty!"