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  The only blond joke I will ever write!

  by sabastious in

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  a husband and his blond wife are driving in town when the come up to a stop light and stop behind a truck, "wow!

  " the wife yells..

  " the husband asks back.. "those people in front of us are a long way from home!

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  Okay, I'm not blonde, but I don't get the first joke

  She sees the word "Tahoe" on the back and thinks the truck/people are from there..

  Yeah, I know..
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  The only blond joke I will ever write!

  by sabastious in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a husband and his blond wife are driving in town when the come up to a stop light and stop behind a truck, "wow!

  " the wife yells..

  " the husband asks back.. "those people in front of us are a long way from home!

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  Snoozy

  Thanks for the belly laughs...

  Maybe we should change it to "Dumb Dora" jokes so no one gets offended..

  Snoozy....
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  The only blond joke I will ever write!

  by sabastious in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a husband and his blond wife are driving in town when the come up to a stop light and stop behind a truck, "wow!

  " the wife yells..

  " the husband asks back.. "those people in front of us are a long way from home!

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  To Be Fair, Blondes Are Not the Only Ones To Lock Their Keys In the Car

  Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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  The only blond joke I will ever write!

  by sabastious in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a husband and his blond wife are driving in town when the come up to a stop light and stop behind a truck, "wow!

  " the wife yells..

  " the husband asks back.. "those people in front of us are a long way from home!

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  Blonde Cop

  This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

  The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

  “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

  The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

  “Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
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  The only blond joke I will ever write!

  by sabastious in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a husband and his blond wife are driving in town when the come up to a stop light and stop behind a truck, "wow!

  " the wife yells..

  " the husband asks back.. "those people in front of us are a long way from home!

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  Snoozy

  Try again...
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  Katherine Jackson: "my son is gone and for forever"

  by leavingwt in

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  2. entertainment

  i'm left to assume that sister jackson has concluded that michael will not be resurrected.

  .. the matriarch of one of music's most famous families isn't planning any special preparations for the daily trek to a downtown los angeles courtroom where the trial begins may 9, but she says she'll rely on her faith to carry her through.. .

  "i have mixed emotions," she told the associated press in an interview this week.

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  slimboyfat wrote:

  She is arguing that the doctor needs to be punished, to the media, to the public, to the legal establishment: basically to whoever will listen and might influence the outcome. And she used terms that will have the broadest appeal by not assuming that people agree with her ideology in order to elicit support for her view about the punishment.

  To make for a more lucrative civil suit to follow later..

  Snoozy
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  "So I broke the kid's arm, it was his fault really"

  by sabastious in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  every now and then growing up a woman with the first name of guadalupe would come into my life.

  this is a story of one of those times.. she was always refered to as a "friend of grandma's.

  " that was why we were supposed to overlook the crazy things she did or at least i guessed that was the way it worked.

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  Yeah I know, I did a lot of stupid things as a kid too..we just don't really have the right judgement at that age..we know better but can't fathom what to do next most of the time..

  Snoozy
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  "So I broke the kid's arm, it was his fault really"

  by sabastious in

  1. jw
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  every now and then growing up a woman with the first name of guadalupe would come into my life.

  this is a story of one of those times.. she was always refered to as a "friend of grandma's.

  " that was why we were supposed to overlook the crazy things she did or at least i guessed that was the way it worked.

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  I remember asking him questions; I was civil, but he still refused to go down it because of a dreadful fear; I could see it in his eyes and it perplexed me. After some serious mental coaxing I managed to talk him up the latter to the top of the small slide. He got in the sitting position, but froze from fear.

  Poor kid..I hope you aren't still that pushy..I think you should feel somewhat guilty..you realized his fear and still pushed him to go down.
  I remember a guy pushing me to go on a rollar coaster when I was young..I climbed as he kept pushing me but then climbed out the back where an attendant helped me down. He left me alone after that. He was a big jerk... so maybe I am more in sympathy towards the kid than you because of it..

  Snoozy
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  "So I broke the kid's arm, it was his fault really"

  by sabastious in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  every now and then growing up a woman with the first name of guadalupe would come into my life.

  this is a story of one of those times.. she was always refered to as a "friend of grandma's.

  " that was why we were supposed to overlook the crazy things she did or at least i guessed that was the way it worked.

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  SYL wrote:

  Once when I went food shopping, a nice hunk of extra sharp Cheddar cheese, that I couldn't afford, ended up in my groceries.

  I didn't return it - someone somewhere was quite perplexed, wondering what happened to their cheese.

  That was the best cheese I ever tasted.

  What would WT writers think

  I can top that, on my last shopping trip to the grogery store I had picked out all kinds of special cuts in meat and produce etc. Proud of my hard worked choices. I was at the deli having some lunch meat sliced for freezing and turned my back and my cart was gone!..Never had that happen before.Well they did announce that someone had gotten the wrong basket in the deli department and to please return it. I half expected some poor senile older man or woman to meekly come back embarrased..but up comes this young good looking business guy and he is laughing. He said he couldn't remember putting all that stuff in his basket..I said that 's because it is mine..and we both laughed.

  Made the shopping experience much more fun..
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  What action should I take with my favorite cousin who is very condescending?

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i think i had enough of my cousin!

  i'm planning to cut him from my life.

  this is a cousin who has complained to me the last 10 years about his wife,kids,work and troubles with his brother and father.

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  I would be honest with him and tell him what you feel/think and if things don't change say goodby..he just may surprise you and not realize how insensitive he is being..

  Snoozy