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  2001 District Convention Program

  by Osarsif in

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  teachers of god's word.

  district convention of jehovah's witnesses 2001-2002

  fridayinspired scriptures beneficial for teaching -- 2 timothy 3:16morning9:30 music.

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  I left in 1977. What slackers these modern JW's are! Back then, our District Assemblies always ran 4 days, not just 3, and we had evening sessions, too! Think I'll write Brooklyn . . . NOT!

  You know what? I noticed that too. Growing up the conventions were always 4 days starting on Thursday. Then they started a half day on Thursday now just Friday.

  In addition, I find it very interesting that I know more about the program, the book to be released, speakers, etc. then the Rank and File do. Hysterical.

  Slipnslidemaster:Doin' the humpty hump...just doin' the humpty hump...
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  TO: You Know (He's Back)!

  by Amazing in

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  hi there old you know: i figured that when h20 went down and i did not see you, that you have no where else to go.

  but, alas!

  you have followed us truth seekers to the jwd forum so you can continue your unique education, unlike that old babylonish church you call the watch tower society.. in my post on c-14 you state: ""according to their wish this fact escapes their notice, that there was an earth standing compactly out of water and in the midst of water..." that pretty much explains the rational of your entire argument; that as a ridiculer of christ's presence, it is your wish to blind yourself, and others, to the fact that jehovah once destroyed an ancient world;".

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  I have to conclude that you are ignorant of basic Bible teachings and really not qualified to carry on any sort of intelligent discussion of things pertaining to the Bible.

  Wow, when in doubt attack the person. Typical JDub tactic.

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  JW's & alternative medicine

  by slipnslidemaster in

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  in one of the threads i read today, they were talking about looking into your eyeballs to diagnose cancer and the like.

  also selling herbs.. my comment and question is this: it seemed like in my congregation and the surrounding ones, alot of the sisters were into kineseology, reflexology, herbs, vitamins, color therapy, aroma therapy, etc.. alot of touchy feely hippie crap.

  while i personally agree that there needs to be more synergy with eastern and western medicines, it would appear reading the boards that alot of witnesses are into this sort of stuff.. is this your experience?

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  Don't get me wrong. I take St. Johns and Potassium and a complete (4 pills) vitamin set.

  I believe in acupuncture and pressure points, etc.

  Slipnslidemaster:Doin' the humpty hump...just doin' the humpty hump...
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  What will you miss most from this system....

  by expatbrit in

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  that's the title of another poxy thread on witnesses online that has me scratching my head in disbelief that anyone could be so deluded.. i would love to be able to post a reply in the thread saying something like: "well, i guess none of you have any unbelieving relatives, then?"..

  link: http://www.witnessesonline.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/witnessesonline/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000345.

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  Over just Listening to Howard?

  What would they do if they knew about my autographed copy of his book?

  Slipnslidemaster:Doin' the humpty hump...just doin' the humpty hump...
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  JW's & alternative medicine

  by slipnslidemaster in

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  in one of the threads i read today, they were talking about looking into your eyeballs to diagnose cancer and the like.

  also selling herbs.. my comment and question is this: it seemed like in my congregation and the surrounding ones, alot of the sisters were into kineseology, reflexology, herbs, vitamins, color therapy, aroma therapy, etc.. alot of touchy feely hippie crap.

  while i personally agree that there needs to be more synergy with eastern and western medicines, it would appear reading the boards that alot of witnesses are into this sort of stuff.. is this your experience?

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  hehehe...

  Come to think of it, I like your's too!

  Slipnslidemaster:Doin' the humpty hump...just doin' the humpty hump...
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  rutherford

  by jurs in

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  ever since i started questioning wether the truth is really the truth.

  i'm apalled at how much information is out there that just shatters the organization.

  one intersesting site out of many is jesus-witnesses.com (the seven points of watchtower indoctrination) anyhow i never knew that rutherford smoked cigars and was a notorious alcoholic.

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  There are stories that suggest that his cook was the last one to be with him when he died and that she lived with him at Beth Sarim, etc.

  I'm sure there is a thread here with much more substantiated information.

  Slipnslidemaster:Doin' the humpty hump...just doin' the humpty hump...
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  What will you miss most from this system....

  by expatbrit in

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  that's the title of another poxy thread on witnesses online that has me scratching my head in disbelief that anyone could be so deluded.. i would love to be able to post a reply in the thread saying something like: "well, i guess none of you have any unbelieving relatives, then?"..

  link: http://www.witnessesonline.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/witnessesonline/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000345.

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  Ahahahahaahahaha!

  I applied for membership on their board. I used the KH that someone posted from the Internet here!!

  ( http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=5742&site=3)

  If approved(?), I am going to start posting all these suggestions on that thread!!

  ahahahahahahaahahhhahh

  Slipnslidemaster:Doin' the humpty hump...just doin' the humpty hump...
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  Next WT court fight in Europe coming up

  by expatbrit in

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  yugoslavia bans import of jehovah's witnesses literature .

  bbc monitoring service - united kingdom; may 22, 2001. .

  text of report in english by belgrade-based radio b92 text web site on 22 may .

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  Awwwwwwwwwwww.

  The widdle publishing firm is getting persecuted again......

  Slipnslideius Masterus: Strength and Honor ...
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  HEY! 2001 CONVENTION POINTS

  by Amazing in

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  the following is a recent jw advertisement about their upcoming conventions.

  it can be found on the jw-media.org site under recent news.

  i will quote them in italics and then make my own observations.. jehovah's witnesses office of public information.

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  slipnslidemaster

  We used to get pleasently wrecked sitting up high in the stadium or go out at lunch and come back to the assembly buzzed.

  This was especially true when we were underage.

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  Best Bumper Stickers I've seen.....

  by LDH in

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  jesus, save me from your followers!.

  i do work for food!

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  Mommie Dark, I think I wet myself!!

  "God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat Him."

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