The answer is simple, a god must impregnate your mother.
fts: that answer you gave for us is not simple but simplistic.
Unless the universe made itself (unlike the Wuhan waterparks),
the possible creator, one way or another, provided us with mothers. that would make him our great^n father. Even if sex developed to facilitate selection in evolution. so:
keep comments about our mothers to yourself. or
Are you from east of Kaliningrad? denigrating mothers is a favoured attempt to have powerful expressions there.