Scorpion
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Jesse Jackson
by Scorpion ini thought this would be an appropriate place to post this latest info on jesse jackson, after all, he is a depressing individual to listen too.. > http://www.newsmaxstore.com/shakedown/article.cfm?refid=15
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SCAMBUSTERS
by Scorpion inthis is a great site to keep informed and not taken in by the latest scams.. > http://scambusters.com/
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Men of War
by Scorpion inin world war i, american soldiers were called "doughboys.".
in world war ii, they were called "yanks.".
in viet nam they were called "gis".
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Arthritis
by Scorpion ina drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.
the man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
he opened his newspaper and began reading.. after a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "say, father, what causes arthritis?".
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World Trade
by Scorpion ini received an email tonight from a friend that has traveled the world for most of his life.
he has been a wheat commissioner for california and oregon and recently has his own private consulting business for the usa regarding the wheat and grain markets.. he just returned from venezuela tonight, he was there when the wtc was attacked.
at the time he was in a meeting with several officials from venezeula.
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PDB Obituary
by Scorpion inthe pillsbury doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
he was only 71. doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including mrs. butterworth, hungry jack, the california raisins, betty crocker, the hostess twinkies and captain crunch.. the gravesite was piled high with flours, as long-time friend aunt jemima delivered the eulogy, describing doughboy as a man who never knew how much was kneaded.
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Signs you've joined a cheap HMO:
by Scorpion inannual breast exam conducted by hooters.. directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park.".
tongue depressors taste faintly of fudgesicles.. only proctologist in the plan is "gus" from roto-rooter.. only item listed under preventative care coverage is "an apple a day.".
your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to goodwill last month.. "patient reponsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.. the only expense covered 100% is embalming.. with your last hmo, your prozac didn't come in different colors with little "m"s on them.. you ask for viagra, you get a popsicle stick and duct tape.
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The Bible Student Library
by Scorpion infor those who keep up on the latest bible student information or wish to download the pyramid of gizeh or russells sermons or other goodies, go to:.
>> http://www.heraldmag.org/olb/.
i have been lurking on a few bs forums and on one site the administrator claims that he is being stalked by an individual that disagrees with him.