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  JW Standup Comedy Routine

  by enigma1863 in

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  so i have been doing stand up and i want to talk about being a jw in my act.

  im trying to write a few rants to talk about.

  so far i have beards, holidays, the oddities of the memorial, childhood baptism vs marriage.

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  Oh talking about a judicial hearing would be funny. a bunch of old men in a locked room want to know all the details of your wrong doing.
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  JW Standup Comedy Routine

  by enigma1863 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so i have been doing stand up and i want to talk about being a jw in my act.

  im trying to write a few rants to talk about.

  so far i have beards, holidays, the oddities of the memorial, childhood baptism vs marriage.

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  thanks

  Dating and sex is a keeper. Having to have a chaperone at all times

  This reminded me didnt they used to discourage playing chess for being to violent?
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  JW Standup Comedy Routine

  by enigma1863 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so i have been doing stand up and i want to talk about being a jw in my act.

  im trying to write a few rants to talk about.

  so far i have beards, holidays, the oddities of the memorial, childhood baptism vs marriage.

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  enigma1863

  So I have Been doing stand up and I want to talk about being a JW in my act. I’m trying to write a few rants to talk about. So far I have beards, holidays, the oddities of the Memorial, childhood baptism vs marriage. Any suggestions?
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  what is the earliest age you heard someone get Baptised?

  by enigma1863 in

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  i was curious what is the youngest age any jw has been baptised.

  i thought it was hypocritical for jws to say wait for marriage because its such a big deal but "why wait to get baptised".

  i think my step sister was 11 years old.

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  I was curious what is the youngest age any jw has been baptised. I thought it was hypocritical for jws to say wait for marriage because its such a big deal but "why wait to get baptised". I think my step sister was 11 years old. She did it to prove how smart (sic) she was.
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  What Status are you? Ex JW, Inactive, elder, MS...etc

  by enigma1863 in

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  i am technically inactive.

  i was just curious if there are many people on the inside.

  are there any within bethel itself?

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  Wow thanks for all the responses. I switched congregations then stopped going. Ive been out for several years now. I was surprized how little the jws checked up on me.
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  What Status are you? Ex JW, Inactive, elder, MS...etc

  by enigma1863 in

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  i am technically inactive.

  i was just curious if there are many people on the inside.

  are there any within bethel itself?

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  I am technically inactive. I was just curious if there are many people on the inside. Are there any within Bethel itself? I dont think I could handle being an elder, MS or bethelite and not believing any more but I do see a benefit of policing what is going on on the inside.
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  Shepard the flock apostate literature

  by enigma1863 in

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  so not many mainstream witnesses know of the elder books right?

  i never heard of them growing up a witness.

  i was wondering what would happen someone spread a rumor that shepard the flock was an apostate book.

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  Yeah they would probably also reject the idea the elders have a secret elders book.
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  Shepard the flock apostate literature

  by enigma1863 in

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  so not many mainstream witnesses know of the elder books right?

  i never heard of them growing up a witness.

  i was wondering what would happen someone spread a rumor that shepard the flock was an apostate book.

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  I know it would be unethical to use manipulative tactics like that. It’s ironic that after all the years of the WT fear mongering the apostates are the ethical ones.
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  Shepard the flock apostate literature

  by enigma1863 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so not many mainstream witnesses know of the elder books right?

  i never heard of them growing up a witness.

  i was wondering what would happen someone spread a rumor that shepard the flock was an apostate book.

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  So not many mainstream witnesses know of the elder books right? I never heard of them growing up a witness. I was wondering what would happen someone spread a rumor that Shepard the flock was an apostate book.
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  My JW Dad friend requested me on Facebook

  by enigma1863 in

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  my dad just friend requested me on facebook.

  although i told him i would accept his request i now dont think that would be a good idea.

  ive made several posts that he would not like to read, and there are tags of photos of me..

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  My Dad just friend requested me on facebook. Although I told him I would accept his request I now dont think that would be a good idea. Ive made several posts that he would not like to read, and there are tags of photos of me.