Posts by PopeOfEruke

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CULT CULT CULT
by minimus in
1. watchtower
2. bible
i have read many opinions about jw's being a cult.a dictionary describes cult as a system of religious beliefs and ritual .. some have viewed even major religions as a cult, such as the roman catholic church.based upon webster almost anybody or anything that is viewed as ritualistic could be said to be cultic.when someone tries to negate jehovah's witnesses by using.

the "cult" word, i believe they are not seeing that many others could legitimately be regarded as a cult or at least "cultic".therefore the word loses alot of meaning.

some have said that the watchtower is a cult because of the control factor.
PopeOfEruke

"Only a true cult denies its a cult" - Brian, 33AD
Pope
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Nice shot sister!
by apostate in
1. jw
2. friends
i know a couple of sisters who have been canseled by the elders for wearing a little bit to short skirt.

i just wonder what serena's elders think when they see pictures of her like this in magazines.

is she still in good standing?
PopeOfEruke

You can almost see her balls in that photo....
Pope
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Need help with a slogan
by PopeOfEruke in
1. social
2. humour
my friend asks for help.

there is a tuesday-evening drinking "club" he has attended for years, called drinkstag (its in germany).. they want a nice slogan for drinkstag.

his best so far is ""helping ugly people have sex since 1998".. i think i/we can do better.
PopeOfEruke

Not bad Narc!
Also these aren't bad, I found them on the Net. Pope
The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer
Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years
Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
Because You're Sober
Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway
Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!
You have to fill your bladder with something.
Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany When It's Angry.
We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.
Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
Easier to Spell than Whiskey
The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Beer...
Beer: It's how you got here.
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Memo: TED JARACZ
by sf in
1. jw
2. friends
you look like krap brother, on tape.

did the lady reporter scare ya as ya came off your pedistal?

i gotta admit, that look on your sorry ass face was priceless.

PopeOfEruke

I wonder if old Jackass, I mean, Jaracz, has heard Tom Waits' new song, Gods Away on business.

It must have been written just for him!!!

"Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves and lawyers"

Pope

God's Away On Business (Tom Waits/Kathleen Brennan 2000)
I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby For a buck, for a buck If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch You're out of luck, you're out of luck Ship is sinking The ship is sinking The ship is sinking There's a leak, there's a leak in the boiler room The poor, the lame, the blind Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves and lawyers God's away, God's away God's away on business, business God's away, God's away God's away on business, business Digging up the dead with a shovel and a pick It's a job, it's a job Bloody moon rising with a plague and a flood Join the mob, join the mob It's all over, it's all over It's all over There's a leak, there's a leak in the boiler room The poor, the lame, the blind Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves and lawyers God's away, God's away God's away on business, business God's away, God's away on business, business Godddamn there's always such a big temptation To be good, to be good There's always free cheddar in a mousetrap, baby It's a deal, it's a deal God's away, God's away God's away on business, business God's away, God's away God's away on business, business I narrow my eyes like a coin slot baby Let her ring, let her ring God's away, God's away God's away on business, business God's away, God's away God's away on business, business

God's Away On Business
(Tom Waits/Kathleen Brennan 2000)

I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby
For a buck, for a buck
If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch
You're out of luck, you're out of luck

Ship is sinking
The ship is sinking
The ship is sinking

There's a leak, there's a leak in the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves and lawyers

God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business

Digging up the dead with a shovel and a pick
It's a job, it's a job
Bloody moon rising with a plague and a flood
Join the mob, join the mob
It's all over, it's all over
It's all over

There's a leak, there's a leak in the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves and lawyers

God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away on business, business

Godddamn there's always such a big temptation
To be good, to be good
There's always free cheddar in a mousetrap, baby
It's a deal, it's a deal

God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business

I narrow my eyes like a coin slot baby
Let her ring, let her ring

God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business

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Need help with a slogan
by PopeOfEruke in
1. social
2. humour
my friend asks for help.

there is a tuesday-evening drinking "club" he has attended for years, called drinkstag (its in germany).. they want a nice slogan for drinkstag.

his best so far is ""helping ugly people have sex since 1998".. i think i/we can do better.
PopeOfEruke

My friend asks for help.
There is a Tuesday-evening drinking "club" he has attended for years, called Drinkstag (its in Germany).
They want a nice slogan for Drinkstag. His best so far is " "Helping ugly people have sex since 1998".
I think I/we can do better. Any suggestions??
His Popeness
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Name the song from a snippet of lyric
by Simon in
1. social
2. entertainment
and no cheating by searching on the internet!.

a man my age is very young so i'm told.

why do i feel so old.
PopeOfEruke

Neon
OK OK I cheated!!!!
but those 2 horribly difficult Bob quotes are from Aint No Man Righteous (No Not One), and Angelina.
I should have got Angelina! But I have never heard ANMR (NNO). Wouldn't have an mp3 of it would ya??
Pope
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Name the song from a snippet of lyric
by Simon in
1. social
2. entertainment
and no cheating by searching on the internet!.

a man my age is very young so i'm told.

why do i feel so old.
PopeOfEruke

Who had the original Jackson? Cash and Carter or Lynn and Twitty?
Pope
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Name the song from a snippet of lyric
by Simon in
1. social
2. entertainment
and no cheating by searching on the internet!.

a man my age is very young so i'm told.

why do i feel so old.
PopeOfEruke

Finally a couple of easy ones for us amateurs!!
(2) Jackson - John and June
(3) Amos Moses - Jerry Reed (I think?)
Pope
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Is there life AFTER leaving?!!??!
by Perfection Seeker in
1. jw
2. experiences
my name is melissa.

i am 33 years old.

my parents started studying when i was 5. i am trying to leave the orgainization, but keep getting pulled back in.
PopeOfEruke

PS
Life only begins after leaving.
Your relatives have chosen their way of life, which is their right. You have a right to choose your own way of life. Don't let them bully you. I get the same thing from my mother and siblings, but after a few telling-offs they have backed down a little. They have to see that you are serious.....
All the best, Pope.
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Being Spiritual, What Is It?
by larc in
1. jw
2. friends
being spiritual, what is it?

that title looks like a watchtower article, doesn't it?

i raise this question after reading a recent thread, regarding what people believe now that they are no longer a witness.
PopeOfEruke

Spiritual is Roy Orbisons voice or Bob Dylans lyrics.
Pope