the resurrection is supposed to be a joyous occasion?, if it ever happened!
--well, this week's showing at the hall was the opposite, it was about death with violins playing in the background.
a recently bereaved member, , full of tears, (like many others) could not contain herself.
So why are they showing it again?.....Here is one of the reasons why:
They have undoubtedly received thousands of letters expressing appreciation for the video, and virtually none condemning it......Sir82
The Watchtower could Show a Video..
Of 2 JW Asian Guys doing something Really FRIGGIN Stupid..
JW`s would Beg to Repeatedly View It!..
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I thought it was going to be You and Jesus nailed to a Cross,chatting about the Stock Market..
Perry:...How`d you do today..
Jesus:..Meh.....Not so good..
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It`s a Nice Avatar though..Good Choice..
hi all.. so i got a txt today from a very proud mum claiming that, the jw cart produced 300 book and magazine placements.
mostly from foreign speakers.. the shard is the tallest building in the uk.
this is where the cart was placed.. not a bad day they had really.
300 books and magazines placed outside The Shard
So I got a txt today from a very proud mum claiming that, the JW cart produced 300 book and magazine placements......It was over 2 hrs. So that's 150 an hour.
2.5 pieces of WBT$ Literature placed per minute?..
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........................A "Line Up" at a WBT$ Literature Cart??!!..
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if witnesses should "get out of babylon the great" then why is it ok to go into hospitals that have been set up, and have funding from churches?.
isnt that a little contradictory or hypocritical?.
.............................Should Sophia use WatchTower Coins..
.....................................For WatchTower Donations?..
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if witnesses should "get out of babylon the great" then why is it ok to go into hospitals that have been set up, and have funding from churches?.
isnt that a little contradictory or hypocritical?.
Why is it ok for witnesses to go to Church backed hospitals?
Because.....Watchtower doesn`t have any..
WatchTower is a Business.....Not a Charity..
No Good Will Stores.....No Soup Kitchens.....No Hospitals..
But..
Watchtower "WILL" take your Children`s Ice Cream Money!..
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.....................OH NO!.....................................The Wrong Choice Kid!..
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......................Next Time...................................This WatchTower "Rock Star" Pope..
..Give the Watchtower Your Money.............................Needs a New Rolex!..
in mississippi, there is a historical site called forks of the road.
before the civil war, it was one of the most active slave trading markets in the south.
it was a triangular piece of land formed by ... you guessed it ... a fork in the road.
Kingdom Hall Built on Site of Former Slave Market
So the purpose of the land won`t change..
Both have Field Service,Overseers and Free Labour..
when i was a member of watchtower corporation, i regularly heard how it must be the true religion because of the growth™.
(phenomenal, apparently).. i wonder if they still hang onto this?
has it been boasted about at meetings recently?
Is the 'growth™' still being hyped?
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..........................Are The Fastest Growing Religion In The World!..
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Which can be Confirmed by Asking any Jehovah`s Witness..
"What is the Fastest Growing Religion In The World?"
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just imagine the panic.disbelief.oh my god they were right.then you pee in your pants.what will l do?the plea for forgiveness.please let me through.l promise l''ll change.l didn;t mean what l said on that jw.com site.l was jokin.then you wake up it was only a dream.disbelief turns to relief.
but it could happen..
Are you ready for armageddon?
I was Ready as a WatchTower Bible Student..
...................I was Ready as a JW..
I`ve Been Ready For Over 130 Friggin Years!
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my spies seem a bit confused.
here, in this neck of the woods 3 congregations had 3 separate sittings.
the attendance seemed to be swelling.
Memorial attendance
Up..Down..It doesn`t matter..
Dragging Anyone with a Heartbeat,into a Kingdom Hall once a year..
Isn`t a Major Accomplishment..
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.............This Makes 3...........I Need 5..
.........Then I`ll put Them in the Car and..
...............It`s Off to the Kingdom Hall..
the wife and i went to the memorial strictly out of respect for my mother-in-law last night.
luckily our 20 month-old grand-baby was restless and making noise, so i quickly volunteered to take him in the back.
so i didn't have to listen to the presentation.
The speaker likened the groups to tomatoes.
A JW and a Tomato come to your Door..
You give them both an IQ Test..
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