Posts by Greybeard

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The did it to me again... TOOK my wife, My Life, Family and Friends, this time I'm fighting fire with fire

by Greybeard in

jw
friends

baa bull onn (knock knock).

Greybeard

I know the song above I just posted might be hard for you all to understand until i record it... The (Knock Knock) Is the back up singers. My two very talented boys Daniel and Michael wrote the Blasingame Brothers Presents tunes. They are woderful boys but blind as the rest. Judgmental and arrogant when it comes to who is right, who is wrong. I am laying my life on the line because everything is gone. My son Daniel sent me a email and asked, "So whats the failure plan now dad?" Fokes you have no idea how those words have inspired me. I replied by email with this here little song:

Work in Progress:

Pirates Cove is a nude beach near by and I never been nude on the beach but now I MIGHT GIVE HER A TRY!!!

8 IT AT PIRATES COVE

I almost 8 it
At Pirates Cove
Peeking off the Cliffs of Insanity
Is Where I drove

The first time I was there
Two chicks no underwear?
And I couldn't find me a pair
Of Big Nockulars

They were big enough for me!
I just want to be free
But I ain't got big balls
As you can see!

The last time that I drove
Up to Pirates cove
I peeked over the cliff
And I got stiff

I didn't want to fall
So I couldn't see it all
Oh my God
Nude Volleyball?

What is wrong with me?
I just want to be free
But to keep my Job
They make me go Pee Pee

I almost 8 it
At Pirates Cove
Peeking off the Cliffs of Insanity
Is Where I drove

Is this the garden of Eden?
Looks like true freedom
To bad for me
I don't have the Tree

The Tree of Life
Because I lost my wife
So now these things
Are going to Change

I'll get a Queen Martha Tattoo
I'm Co-dependent blue
Going to put my sweet love
over my heart then cuT A farT

Take every thing I own
Take away my Home
You'll need to rip this here
Tattoo from my dead bone

Cuz that's all I'm leaving you
Because YOU said were through
And I'm going to name my A$$
Janet Planet (Watch out for the KLINGONS... calling Captin Jerk... Beam me up Scotty I can't take this anymore! I mean, What 4? 10-420 Good Bud)

Because she said were through?
Well honey
IT AIN'T UP TO YOU
YOUR FUNNY

Here is what old Greybeards going to do...

I have a fool proof "Failure plan"
Daniel Daddy Can
Do anything
That Daddy want to do

Wacky doooooooooo (never here I'm telling you that's true! Not a perv just want to be free see? I'm like you... we all doooo)

I'm growing my hair long
I'll get me some sun
On my ding dong ...
That's what this old man is going to do wacky dooo

I'm piercing my ears
Its been to many years
Trying not to do
What I want too!

I'm tired of wacky do
Shes gone
Said were through
This Homeless man
Has nothing left to do

They all say I'm crazy
They all call me lazy...
Its a wonder I haven't done
What I Wan't to dooo wacky dooo

I almost 8 it
At Pirates Cove
Peeking off the Cliffs of Insanity
Is Where I drove

I almost 8 it
At Pirates Cove
Peeking off the Cliffs of Insanity
Is Where I drove

By Greybeard The Pirate, With Romeo and Chewy This song is for the birds!!!

Copyright 2014 Greggiepooh Hemphill and THE SEA MEN

How do you like them apples son?

YOU SIT DOWN IN THAT CHAIR
AND LET ME SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE!!!
FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN RUN BOY RUNNNNNNNNNN YEEEEE HAAAA RIDEM COWBOY!!!

YOU $TOMP ROCKET COWBOYS WANNA DF ME AGAIN??? DF ME FOR THIS LITTLE UNTRUE SONG. LET THY KINGDUM CUM (sorry still little ticked lol)

Got to go... Be back soon

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The did it to me again... TOOK my wife, My Life, Family and Friends, this time I'm fighting fire with fire

by Greybeard in

jw
friends

baa bull onn (knock knock).

Greybeard

Project in Motion

Blasingame Brothers Presents, Real Theocratic Heroes From The Daddy Pirate Greybeard

Next CD Relese, Gregg Stevens is taking his Mothers Maiden Name:

Greggiepooh Hemphill and the Sea Men

BACK TO EDEN

With free E-book "The Stomp Rocket Story" Funnier the hell too.

Sample song in progress:

Blasingame Brothers Presents.... Real Theocratic Heroes!!! A WORK IN PROGRE$$

BAA BULL ONN

BAA BULL ONN (KNOCK KNOCK)
BAA BULL ONN (KNOCK KNOCK)
How many Trees now are Gone
Thanks to you?

HOW BOUT THO$E NUMBER$ (KNOCK KNOCK) HOW MANY BLUNDER$? (KNOCK KNOCK)
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY
TRYING TO DO? (Cuz I don't know)

BAA BULL ONN (KNOCK KNOCK)
BAA BULL ONN (KNOCK KNOCK)
THI$ HEAR KINGDOM $ONG.....
I$ FOR YOU and is TRUE! (KNOCK KNOCK)

HOW MANY TREE$ (KNOCK KNOCK)
FOR FAL$E PROPHECIE$? (KNOCK KNOCK)
HOW MANY TREE$ HAVE YOU CUT DOWN?

BAA BULL ONN (KNOCK KNOCK)
BAA BULL ONN (KNOCK KNOCK)
HOW MANY TREE$ HAVE YOU
PUT BACK IN THE GROUND? (BAA BULL ONN)

TELL ME WHOOOO REALLY IS (Cuz we don't know)
A TRUE FAL$E PROFIT? (KNOCK KNOCK)
WHO'$ RED E TOO
PUT MY A$$ IN THE GROUND? (BAB BULL ON!!!!!!)

WAKE UP PEOPLE (KNOCK KNOCK)
AND YOU $HALL $EE
JUST GO BACK... READ A LITTLE
HI$TORY

BEEEEEEEETH $ARIM (KNOCK KNOCK)
WHERE IS THAT?
GOING TO $AN DIEGO
TO BUY ME A REALLY COOL HEMP HAT...!!! (KNOCK KNOCK)

WAKE UP MY FRIEND$ (KNOCK KNOCK)
BECAUSE WERE
SO NEAR YOUR END!!! (Maybe I don't KNOW?)
TIME TO REPENT
CUZ I WA$ HEAVEN $ENT !!! (KNOCK KNOCK)

TELL ME WHOOOO REALLY I$ (cuz I don't know)
A TRUE FAL$E PROFIT? (KNOCK KNOCK)
WHO'$ READY TOOOO (WHO WHO)
PUT MY A$$ IN THE GROUND? (BAA BULL ONN)

I AM $O $ICK (OF THE)
FDA... DON'T YOU KNOW?
THEY GUNNA PUT (YOUR A$$)
RIGHT BACK IN THE GROUND!!! (KNOCK KNOCK)

DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU (KNOCK KNOCK)
DOOOO NOT PEEK (CUZ YOUR A$LEEP)
I THINK IT'$ TIME
TO TAKE BACK OUR TOWN

BAA BULL ONN
BAA BULL ONN (KNOCK KNOCK)
BAA BULL ONN
BAA BULL ONN (KNOCK KNOCK)
HOW MANY TREE$ HAVE YOU CUT DOWN?

BAA BULL ONN
BAA BULL ONN (KNOCK KNOCK)
BAA BULL ONN
BAA BULL ONN (KNOCK KNOCK)
HOW MANY TREE$ HAVE YOU
PUT BACK IN THE GROUND?

WE NEED
TO $AVE THI$ PLANET (KNOCK KNOCK)
LET$ DO $OMETHING
PLEASE DONT TALK ABOUT IT...

THERE$ A RAFTER IN YOUR EYE (KNOCK KNOCK)
DO YOU FELL LIKE
YOUR GOING TO CRY (KNOCK KNOCK)

HOW MANY PEOPLE (KNOCK KNOCK)
DO YOU WANT TO DIE? (DON'T CRY)
LOOK AT ALL THE$E NEW$ PAPER$!!!
AND YOUR WONDERING WHY (KNOCK KNOCK)

YOUR REALLY $ICK6 $ICK6 $ICK6 (but you don't know it)
BETTER WAKE UP (REPENT NOW)
OR MAYBE WE WILL (DON'T YA KNOW?)
PLANT YOUR TOWN IN THE GROUND (good furt a lizzer bull $hit)

I WANT A HOU$E (IN $AN DIEGO)
HA$ THI$ CHANGED?
A$K RUTHERFORD (HE $HOULD KNOW)
WHERE$ I$ MINE? (YOU GOT IT)

WHY DOE$ THIS HAPPEN? (KNOCK KNOCK)
TIME AFTER TIME? (I DOW KNOW?)
ANYBODY WANT TO LEAVE?
THE CITY RIGHT NOW? (GET OUT)

THIS IS WARNING (FROM GREYBEARD)
CHANGE YOU WAYS!!! (KNOCK KNOCK)
WERE ALL GETTING TIRED (OF KNOCK KNOCK)
AND CUTTING OUR TREE$ DOWN!!!

CAN YOU HELP THE HOMELE$$ (KNOCK KNOCK)
PLANT SOME TREE$ (KNOCK KNOCK)
$TOP TRYING TO HIDE (ALL YOUR)
FAL$E PROFIT $EES (KNOCK KNOCK)

COPYRIGHT 2014 by Greggiepooh Hemphill and thee SEA MEN

BACK TO EDEN

I am alone now, Broke now, feeling low again but I will get back up and this time this man, he aint holding nothing back. Please add Greggiepooh Hemphill on Facebook. I am going to fight this TOWER like I said before. Repent Tower, admite your wrongs!!! I will put that in these songs! I went back to save my sick wife. Unbelieveable how crazy they are... They love their FDA aprroved crap that almost killed my wife. I believe in Cannabis and it has cured my cancer on my face. I have a scare on my frace from the last time near my EYE BALL and I do not want another. This CD will be made with Hemp plastic and paper. To me this is The Tree of Life. If it wasn't for Cannabis, I would not be able to do any of this or stand tall lie I am now.

JJ ERIC, bro, dude, buddie old pal... I had to do this bro. I could have never got back with my WIFE without going back to the cult. I had to cut you off to save the love of my life. Please understand that... Sorry I got upset at some of your methods... Thats up to you... We all do what we can do in our own way. Just because Catholics have pedifile problems doesn't meen it's ok in my book to call them all that dispicable name... To me, that is speaking untruth about the family I still hold dear in my heart. I am crushed, heart broken but I will never give up, never surender. I love you bro. Please forgive me. We both have had enough pain do to the. Sorry a came back high on my big horse but I am on a mission... I want to ROCK the world now and I am FEARLESS. I amlost died. God bless you all. I have always been keeping up with this website but could not open my mouth until now. I couldn't speek in my own home. That is how this all blew up right in my face. Greybead is back and he is ready to play a little Reggae and rock too.

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New Song - "Blinded By New Light"

by RayPublisher in

the generation wasnt right (repeat).

Greybeard

WOW, that was good exwhyzee! Thank you!

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If Noah had family worship night in the ark...what's your excuse!?!?!?!?!?!

by LostGeneration in

funny picture in new public watchtower.

evidently there was a digital camera taking pictures about 3,500 years ago.

noah had family worship night in the ark, so all you slackers have no excuse!

Greybeard

Hey, I thought Noah had a black son... I don't see any black people in this photo... Where are they?

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NEW video on Youtube MUST SEE! the elder's meeting is ridiculous!

by Newly Enlightened in

brother of the hawk, newly enlightened & gojira, recorded an elder's meeting on 5/7/03.

both does a great job of defending me and making the elders look foolish!.

thank you raypublisher/jj and jwstruggle for the awesome job you did on it.. follow up story was not recorded but we will post it here hopefully over the weekend.. enjoy, it's pretty hilarious how they try to control us and come after me on a work of fiction!.

Greybeard

Here is what I would do...

I would write Part 2 of the book and give it to the elders. In part 2, the couple become JW's and confess all sin, get married and dedicate themselves to God's World Wide Organization! Tell the elders the case has been handled! Go jump in the lake!

Great video! Thanks for letting JJ post it! Thanks JJ.

Thanks YOUTUBE!

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