Sparrow Down stated it succinctly "Honestly, they could make farting sound miraculous."
That's the point. Religious people are always declaring "blessings in disguise".
I don't know who penned the prayer: "Please Lord for once give me a blessing that isn't in disguise"
Why doesn't the Watchtower quit violating the scripture that says "time and unforseen occurences befall all men"
The only time they use that scripture is when things go wrong.
When they go right they think that it is a special blessing.