Posts by kenpodragon

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Be honest . . .How many people did YOU...

by Prisila in

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i have finally started telling people inside the "org".

they both have jw's all over their families.

yet, they claim they will not shun me.

JW says the real truth

by kenpodragon in

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i loved this one movie with jim carry called "liar liar" and i always wished i could make the witnesses tell the truth in field service, just for one day.

think about it, it would sound something like this.

<knocking> .

I loved this one movie with Jim Carry called "Liar Liar" and I always wished I could make the Witnesses tell the truth in field service, just for one day. Think about it, it would sound something like this.

Householder <woman> : Hello

Witness : How are you today?

Householder : Fine

Witness : Well what I am doing today is knocking on all the doors in your neighborhood to tell everyone they are all dead meat unless they talk to me and learn the truth about my religion, so how does it feel to be a walking corpse.

Householder : Is this some sort of joke?

Witness : No, not at all ... I do this all the time, in fact I am a regular Pioneer of this message.

Householder : Pioneer, what?

Witness : Well you see, so that I look good and have more power, I go out preaching this message 80 hours a month. Really though I only do about 20 and write down that I do 80. I spend the rest of the time surfing porn on the internet.

Householder : Why are you calling me a corpse.

Witness : Well anyone that do not follow our religion are going to die at Armageddon and be eaten by birds, why we move into your house and go through all your things. Better hide your underwear, we have some child molesters who love to put those things on and dance like fairies.

Householder : Your nuts, this whole conversation is stupid.

Witness : Well your dead meat then, might as well drink poison now and not live another day. If you do not listen to me, there is no hope ... can I scope out your house now, that pool in the back looks really nice.

Householder : No, in fact I want you off my property.

Witness : Oh, now you have done it. You have turned against the message for sure, Jehovah will take extra pleasure in making sure your death is terrible.

Householder : You don't even know me, that is sick.

Witness : It does not matter, if you do not listen to me ... your deadmeat, plain and simple!

Householder : Just go away!

Witness : Okay ... <singing> from house to house, from door to door ... <walking away>

Witness gets to car group and makes a note in their return visit book. "Householder seemed interested in our message, return later with Sister Smith and see if she can trick her into talking more."

My weird thought

Dragon

Edited by - kenpodragon on 12 September 2002 21:43:6

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Does size matter?

by kenpodragon in

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okay, mind out of the gutter now!!!

what i was wondering is, does size really matter in a religion.

after all jw's are one of the worlds smaller religions ... 6 million is not large!

kenpodragon

If the board is a rockin, don't bother knocking

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Does size matter?

by kenpodragon in

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okay, mind out of the gutter now!!!

what i was wondering is, does size really matter in a religion.

after all jw's are one of the worlds smaller religions ... 6 million is not large!

kenpodragon

When I here religions say that size does not matter, it reminds me of the guy who came in last place at the race saying, "it was never about winning, only finishing!"

Yeah right! Like you trained for months and years just to cross the finish line when everyone went home.

Dragon

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Don Adams out, Max Larson in - ??

by Nathan Natas in

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the september 8, 2002 issue of awake!

lists m.h.

larson as president of the wtb&ts.. when did don adams get smart and move on?

kenpodragon

Perhaps he was Df'ed from the position!

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Does size matter?

by kenpodragon in

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okay, mind out of the gutter now!!!

what i was wondering is, does size really matter in a religion.

after all jw's are one of the worlds smaller religions ... 6 million is not large!

kenpodragon

Let's just say I have been blessed

Dragon

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Does size matter?

by kenpodragon in

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friends

okay, mind out of the gutter now!!!

what i was wondering is, does size really matter in a religion.

after all jw's are one of the worlds smaller religions ... 6 million is not large!

kenpodragon

I thought it was all in how you use it ;) You know with preaching, pressuring and spinning things to your advantage with the Bible.

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Does size matter?

by kenpodragon in

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friends

okay, mind out of the gutter now!!!

what i was wondering is, does size really matter in a religion.

after all jw's are one of the worlds smaller religions ... 6 million is not large!

kenpodragon

Okay, mind out of the gutter now!!! What I was wondering is, does size really matter in a religion. After all JW's are one of the worlds smaller religions ... 6 Million is not large! Catholics are over 900 million, Muslims are huge and many other religions out their are pretty big. So when you think about this, would a God of the universe really want to have such a small amount of followers! Just something I was thinking about.

Does size matter?

Dragon

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