MeanMrMustard

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  I'm now turned off by this site

  by purrpurr in

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  in one form or another i've been a member of this site for almost 10 years.

  in the past this was a great place for debate, news and support for ex jws.

  i logged on several times a day and posted several times a week.

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  MeanMrMustard

  @Syd:

  The woke aren't going away. I'm tired of it too.
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  I'm now turned off by this site

  by purrpurr in

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  in one form or another i've been a member of this site for almost 10 years.

  in the past this was a great place for debate, news and support for ex jws.

  i logged on several times a day and posted several times a week.

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  MeanMrMustard

  @Riley:

  So why are populists "mushheads"?

  You don't think the woke ideology is dangerous?
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

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  Lloyd won't fully commit to mastering the black art of penis control until he hits 300 patrons.
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  MeanMrMustard

  
  

  To be fair, as horrible a they were, neither Hitler, Pol Pot, or Jack the Ripper had a seemingly autonomous penis, incapable of being mastered, scheduling entire Christmas vacations to Thailand for the express purpose of borking girls definitely over 20 years old.

  In this regard Lloyd seems to be in a class all by himself.
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

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  MeanMrMustard

  

  "Two: give your junk a phone to schedule an entire trip to Thailand during Xmas."

  Question: If Lloyd did this, would he put his junk in the box, or would his junk technically be putting itself in the box (since he has no mastery over it)?
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

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  MeanMrMustard

  Three more pages and we are to a whopping 1000 pages...

  1000 pages of Lloyd searching for the secret ... the secret to controlling his penis.
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  would you be more happy not knowing what you now know?

  by ExBethelitenowPIMA in

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  a good question is would you be more happy not knowing what you now know?.

  were you more happy pimi?

  are all the pimis more happy than the the pimos or the pomos?.

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  MeanMrMustard

  No.
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

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  I'm french...I have to be honest it took me a few minute to get to the ,OH! not Literal ...🤣

  That's interesting. How many Frenchmen, upon hearing an American say, "Ah, the fucking french!" take that as a potential compliment?
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  Breaking News: Anthony Morris III no longer serving on the Governing Body

  by WingCommander in

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  this has been announced on the jw's official website, in the "jw news" section.

  this is not a joke.

  anthony moron da turd is out as a gluttonous body member!

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  MeanMrMustard

  Update!

  As it turns out, AM3 had secretly started an all male JW ice skating team. He called the team "The Kingdom Gliders". Unfortunately, because of his fixation on tight pants, he insisted that all skaters wear loose, unrevealing trousers. At first it was fine, but as the team grew, more and more accidents related to the flowing trousers occurred. One brother lost his leg. Another tripped during a standard spin, hitting his head on the ice so hard that he started to partake of the emblems next memorial. The GB thought best to cut their loses.
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

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  MeanMrMustard

  I dunno. Lloyd has a bit of an issue controlling hard things...