https://cne.news/article/3409-norwegian-court-maintains-jehovah-s-witnesses-ban-on-sealing-marriage .
What does it mean to "seal" the marriage?
If it's signing the license (document) after the fact, then won't they just contract out to some third party that can sign afterwards?
Or if "sealing" means conducting the part of marriage in which vows are exchanged, then I can see the elder doing the normal wedding talk, and then some third party contractor gets up and says 'Do you? Aaannnd do you? Etc'
note: photos can be found on the blue envelope channelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nakezkhqbmtony and susan morris are living in lumberton, north carolina.
a real estate document on the robeson county website is filed:.
the religious order of jehovah's witnesses has provided a "life estate" for them.they can live in this townhouse until they are deceased or choose to move away and in either case the ownership becomes entirely the property of jehovah's witnesses.
Nobody should harass the man on this home.
But on forums, we know the truth. We know there was originally only one house. But then they realized the sheer size of his leather chap and tight pants collection.
note: photos can be found on the blue envelope channelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nakezkhqbmtony and susan morris are living in lumberton, north carolina.
a real estate document on the robeson county website is filed:.
the religious order of jehovah's witnesses has provided a "life estate" for them.they can live in this townhouse until they are deceased or choose to move away and in either case the ownership becomes entirely the property of jehovah's witnesses.
note: photos can be found on the blue envelope channelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nakezkhqbmtony and susan morris are living in lumberton, north carolina.
a real estate document on the robeson county website is filed:.
the religious order of jehovah's witnesses has provided a "life estate" for them.they can live in this townhouse until they are deceased or choose to move away and in either case the ownership becomes entirely the property of jehovah's witnesses.
The second house is clearly for the secret meetings of The Kurfuffles - the secret organization that rules the world from the shadows.
note: photos can be found on the blue envelope channelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nakezkhqbmtony and susan morris are living in lumberton, north carolina.
a real estate document on the robeson county website is filed:.
the religious order of jehovah's witnesses has provided a "life estate" for them.they can live in this townhouse until they are deceased or choose to move away and in either case the ownership becomes entirely the property of jehovah's witnesses.
Come on, we all know the second house is for Tony's pregnant mistress.
i read about this topic sometime ago in one awake mag (cant rememer which one).
and from the jw perspective, he didnt know which means it took him by suprise or which makes it seem god is not as almighty as we would believe.
this is their reasoning.. http://www.watchtower.org/e/20110101a/article_01.htm.
And why would God be selective about applying his ability of forknowledge.
In order to be selective, you first have to know.
The WT gives an illustration of a guy watching a recorded game. He could know the ending, he just doesn't fast-forward to the end for a peek. The issue here is that we aren't talking about some cosmic VCR, separate from God - we are talking about God himself. God is the cosmic VCR.
He would have to know everything before selecting not to know everything.
original reddit post (removed).
"If thou wish it, and it be seen right in the eyes of the LORD your God, during the season of holidays, and only if you also find the mastery of your penis impossible, you may leave your family and travel to a far away land to seek the services of enchanting ladies, as long as their age is under twenty years of age."
2 Thialandonians 3:12-21.
original reddit post (removed).
"That's not what the decision says at all! Recant your fabrication or prepare to be a criminal defendant under the Croatian Insult statute. I suggest you get a good lawyer, because I will never let this go until my dying breath." - Lloyd, probably.
Oh noooooos. I've been added to the suit.
original reddit post (removed).
Just in! Opinion of the court:
"Most of the time I'm proud of my work as a judge. I work tirelessly each day to deliver just and legally rulings. This case, although straightforward, took the court an extended amount of time to rule upon. All documents had to be reviewed and all evidence considered. And herein caused the delay, as I found it difficult to get through more than two paragraphs at a time without vomiting uncontrollably. I think it's fair to say that I had more control over my fits of projectile heaving than Mr. Evans had over his penis."
Ouch.
original reddit post (removed).
Did the court render a decision?
"It is the opinion of this court that if Mr. Evan's penis mastery was supposed to be a garden, it would, in fact, be a desert. And since absolute truth is a defense against defamation claims, and it seems absolutely true that Mr Evan's wants to bork every professional sex worker, "definitely over 20", in Thailand- case dismissed. "
