Oh my goodness i'm on a roll now...
We had a ''brother'' who had learning difficulties in our old hall...Instead of saying holy spirit he came out with holy shit!!!! Lol...
watersprout
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Strangest comment
by drewcoul inwhat is the strangest or most wacked-out comment or answer you've ever heard at a wt or book study?.
i remember at the cong.
wt study, we were studying about the jews being led out of egypt by moses.
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Strangest comment
by drewcoul inwhat is the strangest or most wacked-out comment or answer you've ever heard at a wt or book study?.
i remember at the cong.
wt study, we were studying about the jews being led out of egypt by moses.
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Carrot just reminded me of another one...We had this MS in our old hall who used to get soo nervous he would muck up...He gave a prayer and asked jehovah to help us obey the speed limits on the way home...Carrot and I fell apart laughing!
Peace
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Strangest comment
by drewcoul inwhat is the strangest or most wacked-out comment or answer you've ever heard at a wt or book study?.
i remember at the cong.
wt study, we were studying about the jews being led out of egypt by moses.
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watersprout
There was this ''brother'' who was rather outspoken when he spoke...He got on the platform to give a public talk and gave an experience about someone he met on the ministry... His words were ''He was a spastic from the neck up''....Politically correct he was not.
Peace
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Do you know who you are?
by cyberjesus inwe spend much time trying to understand ourselves and other.
we study human behavior, psychological factors, why god created us.
bible prophecies, etc etc.
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watersprout
I'm half Jewish and half Fairy...
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Broken Heart...
by brotherdan insome of you have read what i wrote on this thread: http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/200211/1/never-wake-up.
here's the final email my wife just sent me 1 minute ago:.
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watersprout
Just show her lots of love...Be the best husband you can possibly be...Show her that you have become a better husband and father now you are out the Borg.
I'm soo sorry you are going through this...My prayers and thoughts are with you.
Peace
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To any used to be/are still Elders on the board
by watersprout inhow do the elders go about disfellowshipping someone?.
do bethel have to be notified?.
just wondering.... peace and light .
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watersprout
But Joe has sex with Sue and they're both adults, why do they need to keep that information beyond five years at HQ?
Why do they need to keep that info at all??
Did you fondle your girlfriend/boyfriend under the clothes or over? Was there penetration? Was there climax?
Watchtower's very own porn! Dirty perverts!
Peace
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To any used to be/are still Elders on the board
by watersprout inhow do the elders go about disfellowshipping someone?.
do bethel have to be notified?.
just wondering.... peace and light .
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watersprout
I thought keeping records was breaking the ''data protection'' law....Oh well the borg is a law unto itself.
Thanks for the info...After all the years i was in, i have never heard of this info...I just thought they announced you were d'fed and that was it...
Peace
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To any used to be/are still Elders on the board
by watersprout inhow do the elders go about disfellowshipping someone?.
do bethel have to be notified?.
just wondering.... peace and light .
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watersprout
I didn't know about the ''blue envelope'' or that they kept your details in the ''specialist sheparding file''... Can you get them to remove your details??
Peace
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To any used to be/are still Elders on the board
by watersprout inhow do the elders go about disfellowshipping someone?.
do bethel have to be notified?.
just wondering.... peace and light .
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watersprout
How do the Elders go about Disfellowshipping someone?
Do Bethel have to be notified?
Just wondering...
Peace and light
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...What does a McDonalds "Happy Meal" look like,after 180 Days?...
by OUTLAW inafter 180 days... this is what a mcdonalds "happy meal" looks like... .
sally davies, 54, a new york artist, decided to embark on the idea of photographing food everyday for a couple of months.
her idea was brought about by what she read concerning a teacher using a hamburger that hadnt decayed as a sample to her students in one of the lessons she was teaching.
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This is why i refuse to eat fast food, especially Ronald Mcdonalds! Whenever Babysprout had a happy meal she was ill after....Hmmmmm i wonder why???
Babysprout hasn't had a mcdonalds in ages and she doesn't even miss them...
No wonder their are soo many ''sick'' people today...
Leolaia i'm not surprised about the coke, i read an article on what fizzy pop does to your body in the first ten minutes of drinking it. Frightening...I will see if i can find the article and post it.
MrsJones that picture has made me feel sick! Babysprout has just said ''ewww that looks like toothpaste''...
Peace