During the week she hums kingdom melodies.. only when I'm around..
Start humming "It's the End of the World As We Know It!"----it'll confuse the hell out of her. LOL!
thanks to the watchtower... i have to deal with mother preparing herself for hall each and every saturday.
she makes it so blatantly obvious, and tends to put me down, on a sort of guilt trip.
even though she disagrees with certain doctrine she still holds on tight.... during the week she hums kingdom melodies.. only when i'm around... i need a damn job so i can move... just a small rant..
During the week she hums kingdom melodies.. only when I'm around..
Start humming "It's the End of the World As We Know It!"----it'll confuse the hell out of her. LOL!
I'm looking for a joke about Mary's reference to Hell but it's escaping me at the moment.
How 'bout: "I didn't realize it could get that hot inside the Kingdumb Hell"?
Here in the tundra it's supposed to be 98 (heat index 105).
Paaaahh....Ya bunch a wusses! Yesterday here in Southern Ontario it reached 114 o F/45 o C with the humidex yesterday. Yep, here in freaking Canada---the Great White North it was hotter than in New Delhi. I walked out of work yesterday and felt like fainting as soon as the outdoor air hit me.......Now I know what Hell feels like!!
this is a partial video of the morning breakfast table in brooklyn bethel in the late 80s, with lyman swingle hosting... the governing body member who at first tried to shelter ray franz from disfellowshipping, but then within a year or two his spirit was broken and he was a bitter man.. randy (i was there and it was death-dealing, like the death eaters from harry potter!).
address of windows media file if you don't see anything:.
http://www.randytv.com/swinglebreakfast.wmv.
I couldn't get the video to come up. Jehovah must be blocking it or sumpthin.
i've only been on this site for 10 months or so and i've already received 2 pms from members of this site (who have no posts)requesting my friendship and providing an email address where i can request a photo of the person... i happen to know that i am "marked", so i wonder if this is just a ploy to match my personal email address to the one the elders in my congo have... this also makes me wonder if the wtbts is behind some theocratic warfare strategy to obtain proof for judicial committees.
i realize this is purely speculative, but i would be interested to know if the wt or any other party has ever tried to hack this site for the purpose of obtaining members' personal email addresses...
I happen to know that I am "marked", so I wonder if this is just a ploy to match my personal email address to the one the elders in my congo have... This also makes me wonder if the WTBTS is behind some theocratic warfare strategy to obtain proof for Judicial Committees.
If memory serves, I believe that several years ago on this board, there were a couple of people who got nailed from 'friends' in their congregation who were looking at this site trying to determine if they knew anyone on here. While it could just be spam PM's, your theory above has merit to it, so just be careful.
this has probably been addressed, but i'm in a rush and wanted to get this out asap while it's fresh and before i have to run off again.
and i don't have the km with me to note the exact instructions and passages discussed, anyway.... last week in the service meeting, there was an unusual part that i wish i would have been prepared for.
the only material was to read a couple passages from luke and discuss how they affect our attitude toward our ministry.
That kind of hypocracy is a real turn-off to anybody with a working brain
Alas Billy, you just answered the riddle as to why most Dubs won't find it a turn-off.
this has probably been addressed, but i'm in a rush and wanted to get this out asap while it's fresh and before i have to run off again.
and i don't have the km with me to note the exact instructions and passages discussed, anyway.... last week in the service meeting, there was an unusual part that i wish i would have been prepared for.
the only material was to read a couple passages from luke and discuss how they affect our attitude toward our ministry.
Excellent summary Billy. Interesting too because the scripture they like to use says: "....If you want to be perfect, go sell your belongings and give to the poor and you will have treasure in heaven..." (Matthew 19:21).
Does the Borganization really want their followers to give their money to the poor? No, they far prefer that the rank and file give their cha-ching to them. Not only that, but since they teach that the bible was written for the 'anointed' and not really the rest of the saps who go other sheeples , then wouldn't the command to 'sell your belongings' apply only to the anointed?
Ya.....better not think about that one too much......
this has already been discussed but i need to vent.. i just spent the most painful weekend of my life sitting thru this years dc.
what an unbelievably pointless, soulless and demeaning spectacle the assemblies are.
the three days were a blur of monotanous droning and brainwashing.
In the drama on Saturday, the teenage daughter, who was beginning to show "worldly" attitudes, said she wanted to be a humanitarian. I thought, "that sounds like a good goal." But the drama made sure to make her choice look foolish by alluding to the idea that the only real humanitarian work that God would approve of would be the JW preaching work, especially in missionary form.
To a 'worldly' person who was reading this, they would probably be shocked and think 'oh come on, no religion is going to discourage charitable works or being a humanitarian'. Unfortunately in this cult, it's all too true. Years ago when I was still going, I was spoken to by the elders. My crime? Making a pot of soup and delivering it to a local soup kitchen. Why bother wasting my time helping to feed the hungry when I could be selling the latest copies of the Craptower and Asleep magazines? I also knew a couple whose young son was watching tv and a commercial came on about helping the starving kids in Africa. He picked up the phone to make a donation when his dad 'caught' him and had a long talk with him about what a waste it would be because only Jehovah's kingdom could put an end to the miserabl plight of Africa.
ranmac said: I was distracted because there were so many women there I had affairs with from connecting with them on that damned Facebook and other social networks sites
Aaah.....Well you see Brother Ranmac, if you'd only follow the advice from de Slaaaave not to go on Facebook, you wouldn't be distracted and could spend your time counting stairs during the afternoon session.
this has already been discussed but i need to vent.. i just spent the most painful weekend of my life sitting thru this years dc.
what an unbelievably pointless, soulless and demeaning spectacle the assemblies are.
the three days were a blur of monotanous droning and brainwashing.
mrs. jones said: He complained the no one was talking or smiling at him. He didn't have a name badge on and he's built like the weightlifter that he is. I'm not such if he's baptized or not but I'm pretty sure he doesn't attend the meetings often (he admitted as much on fb).
Tell your cousin to thank his lucky stars he was was dragged up on stage to be tarred and feathered.
this has already been discussed but i need to vent.. i just spent the most painful weekend of my life sitting thru this years dc.
what an unbelievably pointless, soulless and demeaning spectacle the assemblies are.
the three days were a blur of monotanous droning and brainwashing.
Thanks Mickey Mouse! I'm very disappointed in Ranmac. Obviously he is totally lacking in appreciation for all the wonderful speerut-chewal food that was offered at Jehovah's table (clap, clap, clap,clap, clap....snoooore!) and he allowed his mind to drift (no doubt to pornia ) when he should have bin taking in the noo and improved lite.