jayhawk1
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Yo buss dis. If Bethel had Rednecks writin deir magazines... Sheeit!
by jayhawk1 inhttp://www.atlantaga.com/ebonics.htm
imagine if all watchtower literature was written by rednecks.
here is a sample strait from the watchtower society run through this translator.... yall liss'n here.
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New Cat Oscar The Amazing Kripso Kitty
by jayhawk1 inthe last time i had anything to say, it was to give a tribute to my late cat simone' .
well, a co-worker of mine is moving to another house and is more of a dog person than a cat person, so she gave me her 1 year old male cat.
it is all black with yellow eyes (american bombay to those who care).
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Things to ponder in the new year.
by jayhawk1 ina few statements to ponder... 1. don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.. 2. one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.. 3. atheism is a non-prophet organization.. 4. if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?.
5. the main reason santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.. 6. i went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "where's the self help section?
" she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.. 7. what if there were no hypothetical questions?.
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just wanted to say thanks!
by jayhawk1 ini wanted to say thanks for the warm welcome yesterday when i first posted.
you made me feel very welcome!
it is nice to know that i am not alone in my struggle to become a normal, thinking person.
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You Can Build Your Own Cult Too!
by jayhawk1 insome time back, i found this while searching for commentary on jehovah's witnesses.
the first page is a reporter who asked the various main cults about their religion.
the mormon one was the funniest.. http://www.fadetoblack.com/bestcult/index.html.
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Could Hemp Be The New Gasoline (Petrol)?
by jayhawk1 inin my quest to find a fuel source, i've found one to make the stoners out there happy.
http://www.hempcar.org/indexold.html.
hey, it worked for henry ford!.
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Genie...The Best Tequila
by jayhawk1 infinally the mexican says, "i wish to drink tequila whenever i want, so make me pee tequila.
smells like tequila.
it is the best tequila she has ever tasted.
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Sick of Thanksgiving/"Family Dinner"?
by jayhawk1 ini love my family, with a few exceptions, but i am not sick of thanksgiving for another year.
i have had three turkey dinners, in three days, and i don't want to look at turkey meat for at least another month.
time for a bologna sandwich, damn it includes turkey too!
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Watchtower Quotations
by jayhawk1 inwhen i read the watchtower magazine, they quote from outside sources.
i don't have an example to put here, but why don't they say who said or wrote it.
they usually quote something annonymously.
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1914 no longer true how about 2590
by jayhawk1 ini am starting a new religion, err cult.
we will take the 2520 years from 607 bc and move it to 70 ad.
the new year for christ to come is 2590 ad.