Ok, so here's what I'm thinking for my big spread in May:
I've always had a thing for blue chicks.
- Lime
this was jokingly mentioned in another thread.... i think it would be great to do it- just in time for x-mas gifts!!!.
what better to give your fave aposta-buddy than a scintillating men of jwn calendar??.
a women of jwn calendar??.
Ok, so here's what I'm thinking for my big spread in May:
I've always had a thing for blue chicks.
- Lime
this was jokingly mentioned in another thread.... i think it would be great to do it- just in time for x-mas gifts!!!.
what better to give your fave aposta-buddy than a scintillating men of jwn calendar??.
a women of jwn calendar??.
Fine, I guess since all the cool kids are doing it, I'll post my picture too.
(Yeah, I was lazy and took the picture in front of a mirror. You wanna fight about it? )
- Lime
me at 20: "wasn't the urim and thummim like a ouji board?
if it's wrong to use a ouji board, wouldn't it have been wrong for god's people to have used the urim and thummim?
isn't god the same today as yesterday and tomorrow?
i liked a post here that mentioned why the hell god invented the sword........adam and eve prob did not have one........so god gives them the prototype of swords that would hack men to death for centuries..........oompa
This is an awesome question that raises even more questions:
Why would God even use a sword? Adam and Eve would never have seen metal before (what, they were mining and blacksmithing in the garden?), they would have never seen a blade before, etc. So why would God use an object they would not even recognize as his defense. Wouldn't just the angels be enough?
Secondly, why would Adam and Eve be ashamed of their nakedness if they were the only people on earth... the whole story is just stupid, really. It's incredible to believe some people think it really happened like that. (Though I think my witness parents realize it didn't, they just won't say it. But they have to know with all the discovery channel shows they watch.)
- Lime
this presentation goes over jerry bergman's research on mental illness with jehovah's witnesses.
this includes over 8 different research projects conducted by different doctors.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urbxtvuat1g.
"jeohavh will destrooy his haters forever all you guys will be destro how can u guyz be son dum jehovah is the whole reason ther is life? but you guys will be sorry in armagedon!!! trust me!!! and i am a jw belieever so call me crazy cuz jeohvah is wathcing you ryt now believe it or not"
Oh how I could wish this person was just making a parody. I have a feeling they are not though. It makes me sad. (Not because I think "jeohvah is wathcing you ryt now" and that I'll "be sorry in armagedon".)
- Lime
PS: You'd think that at the very least they would learn how to spell their God's name correctly. Isn't it supposed to be holy and/or important? Not only are both spellings wrong, they're not even consistent.
why is it you always hear people say how hot mormon guys are but you never hear anything about jw men?.
who is hotter?.
go ahead.
Holy crap! Ornella Muti is a witness?
- Lime
why is it you always hear people say how hot mormon guys are but you never hear anything about jw men?.
who is hotter?.
go ahead.
With the exception of the first picture (the mormon) this thread makes me feel sexy.
Also.. I kinda wonder - a lot of times men in suits can look really sharp and classy. How is it that I NEVER see a JW in a suit that looks sharp?
I guess a magazine salesman in a cheap suit will always just look like a magazine salesman in a cheap suit.
- Lime
many here have abandoned the bible as "the word of god" and there are numerous reasons for said abandonment.
however what i am interested in finding out is if the bible is the word of god, then what would you expect to find?.
When I check the inside cover of my bible, the author isn't listed as "Almighty God".
Why is this even a question?
- Lime
what are your favorite colors, how is your home decorated, what is your style?
post a picture if you can.....if not just describe your favorite room!!!!!.
r.
Thanks, FHN. There are lots of 'woodsy' homes around here - I actually considered renting one before I stumbled onto this place.
It's actually a very old house (it even has a cute little root cellar off the kitchen, complete with an old "ice box" - the kind where you put a block of ice in a cabinet above the food you want cooled), but it's been very well maintained and upgraded over the years (with the exception of the drywall here and there).
I'm currently renting, but I love the place so much I'm considering buying it (a thing I swore I'd never do again after the last house I owned!)
- Lime
what are your favorite colors, how is your home decorated, what is your style?
post a picture if you can.....if not just describe your favorite room!!!!!.
r.
Nice goose, FHN. I used to have two ducks. (They were a pain, and ate my two favorite fish out of my pond... including a marvelous 5-inch fantail goldfish. )
I sorta decorate. I just buy whatever I see that strikes my fancy, and try to fit it into my house someplace. I have no idea what you'd classify my style as. Anyone know (see below)? Favorite colors are definately red + gold (most rooms have red and/or gold in them).
Gotta lose the wacky blue vase.
Already lost the blue picture. I inherited a lot of 'blue things', and have been slowly replacing them. Nice picture of a palm tree now.
At nighttime, the colors become even more wacky. I like the place having atmosphere. Several rooms have colored lights and ambient sounds running for several hours every night on timers.
The master bedroom and master bath are where I really just run with my red and gold fetish:
And there you have it! Way more than you ever wanted to see of my house.
- Lime
petting baby animals in paradise, or the fiery rain of armegeddon?.
i can tell you which one i thought about every single day.
armegeddon absolutely terrified me.
Honestly, I didn't think about armegeddon that much... or the paradise. I daydreamed about my own little fantasy stories and just kinda ignored witness mythology in my daydreams.
I do recall having a ton of Armegeddon nightmares, and never a single dream where I was in paradise. I recall one particular nightmare where the sky turned black and the world was lit with an eery purple-brown light from directly above. The sky started flashing with lightning, and then everyone who wasn't worthy was struck by it.. it went on for hours like that, and then tornadoes came, and started sucking up all the buildings and dead bodies. But something 'went wrong', and a tornado came down on my family's house which is when I woke up.
I'm sure the dream was a loving provision from Jehovah to sacare me shitless into placing more magazines.
- Lime