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  Are Jehovah's Witnesses Sociopathic Liars ?

  by Finkelstein in

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  the sociopathic liar beware of this dangerous sociopath.

  the one behavior that characterizes the human race is so widespread that most of the time we dont even notice it.

  it is extremely hard to spot and it is even harder to stop.

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  Would their term/modus operandi 'Theocratic Warfare' fall under this category?
  
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  Creationist Museum Acquires 5,000-Year-Old T. Rex Skeleton

  by freemindfade in

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  creationist museum acquires 5,000-year-old t. rex skeleton.

  news january 15, 2003. vol 39 issue 01 science & technology science religion.

  tulsa, okin a major coup for the growing field of creation science, the perfectly preserved remains of a 5,000-year-old tyrannosaurus rex were delivered monday to tulsa's creationist museum of natural history.. .

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  It does seem there are a few religitards that think people and dinosaurs lived together. Kent Hovind, he's out of jail now, is one of them. Do the JWs still believe this?
  
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  Creationist Museum Acquires 5,000-Year-Old T. Rex Skeleton

  by freemindfade in

  1. social
  2. humour

  creationist museum acquires 5,000-year-old t. rex skeleton.

  news january 15, 2003. vol 39 issue 01 science & technology science religion.

  tulsa, okin a major coup for the growing field of creation science, the perfectly preserved remains of a 5,000-year-old tyrannosaurus rex were delivered monday to tulsa's creationist museum of natural history.. .

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  LOL! 5,000 years? No f'ing way. Know your fossil record peeps. Sheesh.

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  Yeah, fmf... your Adam's Nipples one was priceless.
  
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  Just received a visit from 2 Elders

  by Driving Force in

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  the elders did not stay long and it wasn`t an official visit sanctioned by the boe/cobe because they were not from my (ex)congregation.

  we talked a little about my situation and the fact that my wife does not talk to me and how non-scriptural her behavior is.. then they mentioned the rc and how it was the best convention for the last 20 years.

  one thing they did mention was the fact that the borg was clearly preparing them for persecution.

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  Then they mentioned the RC and how it was the best convention for the last 20 years.

  Yeah... every single one is always the best.
  
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  My Mom Is In A Nursing Home & Gues Where All The Watchtower Publications Are Going???

  by minimus in

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  not even the witnesses want them.

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  This religion requires mandatory field serve us. Which means old people can no longer be Jehovah's Witnesses.

  I think that kinda says it all about this religion. Everyone eventually becomes valueless to Botchtower.
  
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  This is my story

  by Funchback in

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  a couple of people here asked, so, i would like to share my story.. i got baptized at the age of 14 (armageddon was coming any day).

  to call keith to ask him to stop talking about me.

  keith and mrs. keith denied they were talking about me.

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  Thank you for sharing your story Brian. It is good to read another successful exit story. You are living proof that one does not 'enter darkness' when one leaves Botchtower World. And congratulations on your new baby on the way. I guarantee you that Armageddon will not arrive even in your child's lifetime.
  
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  BREAKING NEWS!!!

  by DATA-DOG in

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  breaking news from co!!

  according to a reliable source, the co in my area says that jws may have been hearing the phrase, "final push" being used.

  what sage advice did this shepherd, duke, and "star" of revelation have to say?

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  sowhatnow said: to place people in this constant state of anxiety, is what places them on anti depressants,lol

  swn, this is an excellent way of stating what Botchtower does to people. I may have to steals this.
  
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  I joined this site 13 years ago...

  by Funchback in

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  hello, everyone.. as noted in the topic, i joined here 13 years ago.

  i last posted here over 5 years ago.

  i just now learned that this site still exists!

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  Hi Brian... thanks for posting.

  In looking back, is there any advice you can share with the newcomers to this site?
  
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  40 Years Old Today

  by azor in

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  i celebrated my birthday for the first time today at 40 years old.

  my wife was great.

  she and some of my coworkers surprised me at lunch.

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  Azor, so glad you celebrated! Congratulations on achieving big #40.
  

  I bet no one had their head chopped off either, right?! ;0) I hope you had some cake or other yummy treat.
  

  
  
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  Index of acronyms : help for new forumers

  by Mary J Blige in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  am finding a whole lot of acronyms that are really foreign to me and i now have an appreciation for what cult language sounds like to non-culters.

  wondering please if you can post your definitions so i can get up to speed.

  otherwise, as an indoctrinated ex-culter, i am inclined to create my own new light and swiftly it will be gospel.

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  Welcome MJB!

  Good lists guys!
  

  I use 'Botchtower' for Watchtower. Here are a few more:
  

  TOMO 3, Tony the Turd: reference to Governing Body member Anthony Morris III

  Gibbering Buddies, Gubberning Body: reference to Watchtower's Governing Body

  Field Circus = Field Service

  Ragazine = general term for Watchtower or Awake! magazine

  Crapvention = Convention

  Piosneer = Pioneer

  R&F or Rank and File = Publisher - lowest JW level next to women and children
  

  Kingdumb Misery = Kingdom Ministry