This was written on the wall as decoration at a resturant we were at:
If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
Wish people listened to that one .
Posts by Jesika
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13TOILET CUBICLE PHILOSOPHY
by BATHORY inhello hobbits.
having had to make some public transport arrangements of late as the nsx is in the workshop enjoying a makeover and lube, i have been exposed to the wittings on walls, often found in public toilets.. today i found myself a guest at a train station cubicle on the way back from work.. as i sat on the ' throne ', i decided to make some note on the masonry wall, as to my state of mind at the time.
i wrote something to the effect..... ' and the daemon before vanishing uttered his last three words then fled.."god is dead ".
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ROFL!!
by LovesDubs in.
well i thought it was funny .
http://www.bigfatbaby.com/newfun2/flash/saddam.swf
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Jesika
LOL
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Jesika
That cat looks like it got into the coke stash--(and I don't mean the cola) LMAO
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Picture
by Undecided inthis is my wife, daughter and son-in-law.
we were at the beach in beaufort nc.
i love to visit this place, it's an old waterfront town, with many of the houses built in the 1700s.
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Jesika
Why can't I see the picture?? I only see a blue box with a red X in it.
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Uxoriousness. Can a JW Be Uxorious and Progress?
by Englishman in.
probably not, which is a sad indictment imho.. englishman.
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Jesika
YA, what Kelpie said!! *scratching head*
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Pagan Daybook
by gsx1138 inthought it was a bit interesting.. november 8, 2002. friday - the day of frigga, or venus, the goddess of love and transformation.. mania, gwynn ap nudd.
mania, the roman festival for the spirits of the netherworld, occures today.
today gwynn.
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Jesika
LMAO @ running man!
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a drop od 2 of keresene excellent 4 quickly
by badboy in.
cleaning sinks and bathtubs;it suts the dirt immediately and leaves no odor;and when applied 2 cuts the cuts heal sooner.try it.consolation 12/1/1931,p12.. is the mother of all wacky quotes?.
thanks,tr!
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"Invisible" man tries to rob bank
by Scully inbelieving himself invisible, man robs banks
tehran (reuters) - iranian police are looking for a phony sorcerer who conned a man into believing he was invisible and could rob banks, the jam-e jam newspaper said thursday.. customers at a tehran bank quickly overpowered the deluded robber after he started snatching banknotes from their hands.. appearing in court, the repentant thief said he paid five million rials ($625) to a man who gave him some spells and told him to tie them to his arm to become invisible.. "i made a mistake.
i understand now what a big trick was played on me," the would-be bank robber was reported as telling the judge.
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Jesika
Don't they have mirrors there?
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Have you ever saved a life?
by Crystal inwhen i was about 11 years old me and my two(not so bright)sisters were at a hotel swimming pool.i was sitting by the pool watching my one sister(we will call her k) that could barely swim herself teach my other sister who was terrified of water(we will call her b) how to swim.they started out in shallow end swimming underwater when b went off course and ended up in the deep end.when she came up she started panicing and k went over to help her.
b grabed on to k pushing her under water and then k paniced and pushed b under trying to stay above water.they did this cute little routine for a while (up pops k down goes k up pops b down goes b)if it was'nt so life threatening it would of been hilarious.
(i did start laughing...at first)then it got to the point where i knew i had to do something because they were getting ready to drown...they were swallowing tons of water and there was no time to get help.
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Jesika
We were at a "gathering" at a sister's house who had a pool. There were alot of people there and lots of stuff going on.
I was playing with a 4yr old little girl (I was about 11 or 12 at the time). I was teaching her to jump to me in the pool, she couldn't swim. We did that for a while and then she went to go get something to eat. I started swimming in the deep end of the pool and most everyone had gotten out of the pool to eat as well.
I hear a little voice call my name and it was the 4yr old I had been playing with. Before I could say anything, she jumped to me, I was still in the deep end of the pool---we sank. I saw her with me under the water and her eyes were HUGE!! She was so scared, I grabbed her little legs and pushed her to the top of the water. I was close to the edge of the pool but just out of reach. So, I am trying to get her to the edge so she would get out or hold on to it. I am starting to run out of air and to panic. No one was around or even noticed what happened. I have one hand holding on to her and the other hand is despirately trying to find the side of the pool. This isn't easy to do since she isn't exactly staying still. Her upper body was out of the pool, but I was using all my energy keeping her above water and wasn't strong enough to get my head above water too.
FINALLY!!! My cousin and a very close friend of the family grabbed the little girl and my hand. I am glad they grabbed a hold of me cause I think I woulda just sank, I had no energy left and we had already begun to sink again.
I caught my breathe and the girl ran to her mom crying. I explained what had happened (her mom was mad at first), and her face went blank. She told me thank you and hugged her daughter tightly. I then sat down with her mom and we explained to the little girl you can't just jump on someone when they can't touch the bottom of the pool (without going under anyway), and to wait till the person says ok, jump.
I honestly think if it had been a few moments longer, me and the little girl wouldn't have made it.
So, I was saved, and I saved one all at the same time.
Edited by - Jesika on 8 November 2002 18:1:28
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Jesika
LOL@ 151 and truth