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  How do you circumcise a whale?

  by edster in

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  send in fourskin divers.

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  anointed class gimmicks

  by edster in

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  i've always wondered how people who partake in the emblems of christ know that they belong to the anointed class.

  what signs or symptons do these people experience?

  does gabriel appear in naked in their dreams?

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  Future stock

  by edster in

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  dwelling on the past too much ?

  look at what the future may hold.

  got this from technology timeline from btexact technologies.. 2003 - devices registered in homes won't work if stolen.. 2005 - widespread use of virtual reality for education and recreation.

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  Did adam have nipples or a belly button?

  by edster in

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  can some one please tell me.

  do men have one less rib bone than women?

  why?

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  Spring clean

  by edster in

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  i've just tossed out for recycling my nwt bible, greatest man book, book of bible stories, live forever book and other assorted jw memorabilia.

  the house is less cluttered now with less shit hanging around.

  you guys should do a spring clean as well.. .

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  any lengths for a JW girl?

  by edster in

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  i've been seeing this shy girl for about 6 months and we've fallen completely head over heels for each but the thing is she's a jw.

  her father is bitterly opposed to our relationship and when i tried to ask his permission for his daughter's hand in marriage, he said no, not until i get a 14 incher.

  i was devastated cos i loved her so much and she was the only woman that really understood me.

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  old JW virgins

  by edster in

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  if a jw never gets married and follows the watchtower to the letter till the day they die, that means they would have never had sex in their lives or entertained masturbation.

  scary thought.

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  JW view of God too simplistic

  by edster in

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  what really turned me off the jw religion was the way they portray god as an elitist.

  their god was one where if you did what the watchtower told you to he'll bless you with everlasting life on a lush green planet with summer all year round surrounded by fit looking people who wear pearly white smiles 24/7 picking ripened fruit from a tree just out the front door.

  and if you did wrong, he'll come after you and pelt you will flaming rocks the size of golf balls and football fields.

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