Legolas

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  ?Please explain Evolution to me in simple terms

  by Guest with Questions in

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  and please dont give me links to read.

  i dont want a complicated version; just a very simple explanation on the theory of evolution, and if possible, in your own words.

  many of us are very ignorant on this subject and it seems that a few here are very knowledgeable so i hope you can help me and others also.. also if you believe in the theory of common descent, could you explain that to me also?

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  Listen........Watch "What The Bleep Do We Know" and read "The Mayan Calendar and the Transformation of Consciousness" by Carl Johan Calleman.....Then you will be in the 'Mystery'...not in the 'now'!...You'll see what I mean!
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  I Want You To Infect Someone!

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  Legolas

  Sorry guys ....I have missed you as well.

  Lucifer (Desiree) and I are great!

  I hope you all are well!
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  I Want You To Infect Someone!

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  Legolas

  I'll now imagine you look like a baby orangutan.

  LOL

  That's KLS, if she's still around!
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  I Want You To Infect Someone!

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  This is how old you are

  by JH in

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  your age by eating out.

  don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!

  your age by diner & restaurant math.

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  Legolas

  OMG....Mind Blower!!!
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  Friday Humor...anyone else heard this one???

  by TheCoolerKing in

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  this was so good that i just had to pass it along...don't know if it's been posted on here or not, but here it is:.

  whether democrat or republican or independent or nothing, i think you'll get a kick out of this!

  a little boy goes to his dad and asks, "what is politics?".

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  Help

  by sexyk in

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  not sure where to begin with this paragraph, im just a little dazed & confused.

  i was in the jw religion for 20 years of my life, baptized, almost ms, i recently left, i am 20 right now.

  living with my girlfriend.

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  Legolas

  Welcome Sexyk!

  You are not alone in what you are experiencing, may here are going through what you are and most of the rest have already been there.

  You will find a lot of helpful information on this board...So stick around and have a look or ask any questions you want!
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  How rare is your personality [FLUFF]

  by diamondblue1974 in

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  2. friends

  well i havent posted for a little while so i thought i would get back into the habit (i have had withdrawals, seriously .

  it isnt big, it isnt clever but its a great bit of fun if your bored.. http://www.blogthings.com/howrareisyourpersonalityquiz.

  gary.

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  Legolas

  Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP) Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.
  
  Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
  You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.
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  From A Strictly Mathematical Viewpoint...

  by Legolas in

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  what makes 100%?

  what does it mean to give more than 100%?.

  ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?.

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  Legolas

  As a side, your examples may prove that the "Bible Codes" might have some validity.

  LOL...Ya I read those books and the consenus is, is that there is definitely a code in the bible!

  But I believe that the bible is only a part of a much bigger picture/puzzle.
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  From A Strictly Mathematical Viewpoint...

  by Legolas in

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  what makes 100%?

  what does it mean to give more than 100%?.

  ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?.

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  Legolas

  ...it goes like this:
  
  What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
  Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
  We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
  How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
  
  Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
  
  If:
  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
  
  is represented as:
  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
  
  Then:
  
  H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
  8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
  
  and
  
  K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
  11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
  
  But,
  
  
  
  
  1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
  
  And,
  
  B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
  2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
  
  AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
  
  A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
  1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
  
  So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
  and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.