A sprinkler eh? hahahahahahha oh my, perhaps you ought to have posted that on the pee thread? Just a thought.
Aye, see you at Mikes, looking forward to it, cheers!!
Posts by Celtic
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11Could we just have one post where everyone .... ?
by Celtic inwhere everyone puts the past behind them, moves on and tries to rekindle what might otherwise have been good friendships, under ideal circumstances?.
several here in times past, i have been rude to, offensive even.
but if just for one post, i could make one further friend from this admission and give that individual everything in my power to assist them and become mates, the post will have been worth it.. how many of us might do that here right now?.
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MEN ONLY- Freezing up at the Urinal!
by Funchback inwomen are invited to read this but they most certainly won't be able to relate.
i know there have to be a lot of men out there who can't pee while in a crowded public restroom (bathroom).
personally, the more people who surround me while i'm standing at the urinal, the more difficult it is for me to pee.
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Pardon my ignorance Simon.
Really?!! Talking in a bog indicates you are gay? Hell, I never knew that. Why is that? Really, I am being serious here, I never heard that before. Hmmmmmmmm. Think I might have to disfellowship my fellow peers then if that be case.
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MEN ONLY- Freezing up at the Urinal!
by Funchback inwomen are invited to read this but they most certainly won't be able to relate.
i know there have to be a lot of men out there who can't pee while in a crowded public restroom (bathroom).
personally, the more people who surround me while i'm standing at the urinal, the more difficult it is for me to pee.
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The other one of course is pissing in the wind, a saying with more than one meaning I add.
You go for a walk on the clifftops or up the moors and its a really really gusty blowing day with the wind coming from every direction. You have not seen another soul for several hours and suddenly you need a piss. No shelter so you pinch the end of it to get the maximum flow capacity, and then squirt it like a high pressure hose as fast as you can. If the wind be strong enough it blows it hither and thither, often right back at you, you end up then doing this funny dance trying to dodge it, hoping it doesn't get you on the leg or face even if its a gale. Must be easy for the ladies then, cos they can squat real close to the ground. Just an observation.
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MEN ONLY- Freezing up at the Urinal!
by Funchback inwomen are invited to read this but they most certainly won't be able to relate.
i know there have to be a lot of men out there who can't pee while in a crowded public restroom (bathroom).
personally, the more people who surround me while i'm standing at the urinal, the more difficult it is for me to pee.
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I always, always wash my hands afterwards thank you!!
Several months ago I posted my perturbing problem, and that was that my pee always shot out in two direct flows at a ninety degree angle to each other.
Often, you would go to the urinal, star at the wall straight in front of your face and do your best to concentrate really hard to get the two flows in the urinal at the same time. God forgive you, if it, or they were both getting close to the edge and one flow splattered a bit, oh my, anyway, it seems to have cleared up of it's own accord, thank goodness and now just flows out in the one direction only, ok, it does this little twist in mid air about 8 inches into its orbital flight as if trying to separate, but I'm really glad the two got tangled up again, now I can pee without having to worry about pissing on the guy next door.
Hmmmmmmmm, friggin streuth. Ladies, I suppose youi do not get this problem?
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Do I really upset people on here?
by ScoobySnax in.
i don't think i say anything more forthright than the next on here........ its just that i believe differently.. if i do upset people then i'll go.. if i don't then i'll stay.. scoob
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Personally, I don't get something here either, pardon me, Xenawarrior and one or two others, what don't you get? Cos what Scoob wrote and his meaning behind it, I saw as clear as daylight straightaway, pardon me, I just get the feeling, and don't take it the wrong way, cos you know I like you too, but your comments on page three seem to be just to bait, for, if he answers this way, or that way, you will still think to come up with something smart, just to bring him back down again, and for a reason, I cannot work out. It really IS that simple wrote he wrote, he made the point as simple as can be, it could not be exemplified upon.
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Morning Scooby, another beautiful hot sunny day, think I'm off for either a walk on the cliffs, a visit to a garden, maybe chill out on one of the many beaches or coves somewhere, perhaps buy my Sunday lunch at at a decent pub, ahhhh the choices are endless, hope everything is well with you this morning, best wishes, Mark.
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Could we just have one post where everyone .... ?
by Celtic inwhere everyone puts the past behind them, moves on and tries to rekindle what might otherwise have been good friendships, under ideal circumstances?.
several here in times past, i have been rude to, offensive even.
but if just for one post, i could make one further friend from this admission and give that individual everything in my power to assist them and become mates, the post will have been worth it.. how many of us might do that here right now?.
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Aye Simon I guess so, not sure though that that had anything to do with this post, maybe it did, but hmmmmm, not sure, anyway, yes, you are right of course, but blow it, does that mean we canna use our real insults, since, so far, we have only affectionately been using our milder 'insults', can I say that really really awful one, the one that got banned throughout the south east, that you could be arrested for if spoken publicly, I guess not, darn. Anyway, how are you this morning, tis blinkin lovely day today down this end, clear blue skies and a Sunday, the best day of the week, I think I'm off gardening, then off to visit some gardens I think, what you up to today? See you at the bbq soon, hope you are well.
Mark
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Could we just have one post where everyone .... ?
by Celtic inwhere everyone puts the past behind them, moves on and tries to rekindle what might otherwise have been good friendships, under ideal circumstances?.
several here in times past, i have been rude to, offensive even.
but if just for one post, i could make one further friend from this admission and give that individual everything in my power to assist them and become mates, the post will have been worth it.. how many of us might do that here right now?.
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Where everyone puts the past behind them, moves on and tries to rekindle what might otherwise have been good friendships, under ideal circumstances?
Several here in times past, I have been rude to, offensive even. But if just for one post, I could make one further friend from this admission and give that individual everything in my power to assist them and become mates, the post will have been worth it.
How many of us might do that here right now?
Sixofnine, I'm sorry, you and I have not always seen eye to eye, can we please one day share if you would be so kind, a supportive conversation and my sincere apologies for putting you on the spot, I hope not, that I have caused you embarrassment, in asking you first?
Celtic Mark
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Do I really upset people on here?
by ScoobySnax in.
i don't think i say anything more forthright than the next on here........ its just that i believe differently.. if i do upset people then i'll go.. if i don't then i'll stay.. scoob
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Lets get drunk, I want to get Six of Nine completely legless, then hug him.
Valis, I love you you daft ruddy balmpot.
Scoob, tis all peaceful again.
Sennen cove is beaitiful, 3 miles of golden white sands looking straight out west to that beautiful land of America, the horizon stretching away. Tell me, at Sennen, did you ever leap off the top of the sand dunes onto the beach below, or did you ever see the lifeboat launch from there in your imagination, I bet it was a fine sight to behold.
Chink chink, Valis, Scoob, lil me, Six of Nine, the first round is on me.
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Do I really upset people on here?
by ScoobySnax in.
i don't think i say anything more forthright than the next on here........ its just that i believe differently.. if i do upset people then i'll go.. if i don't then i'll stay.. scoob
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Aye, absolutely not a problem.
You take care mate!!
Mark
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Do I really upset people on here?
by ScoobySnax in.
i don't think i say anything more forthright than the next on here........ its just that i believe differently.. if i do upset people then i'll go.. if i don't then i'll stay.. scoob
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Celtic
Oh get out of it Valis for goodness sake, you know what I first thought when I saw i had a pm from you, I though, wey heyyyy whats the balmpot up to, and all I got was rudeness from you about how I posted to Scoob, (who most certainly is not me, cheers for compliment though), I really do not know from whence you are coming from tonight, I found your pm offensive and very rude and would much rather hear an apology from you tonight for it, I think you are being way way way overly sensitive about this, you reacted badly and could have responded better in the light of what was truly meant to be for someone else, you a 'moderator?' and all, I would have thought you might have been a lot more responsible.
My kindest regards.
Mark