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  Sonnyboy's Italian joke thread

  by ballistic in

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  sonnyboy

  I saw this and thought, "When did I start this thread?"

  Ok, I'll give it a go (no pun intended):

  One day ima go to New York to a bigga hotel.

  I go down to eat soma breakfast.

  I tella the waitress I wanna two piss toast.

  She bringa me only onea piss.

  I tella her I wanna two piss.

  She say go to the toilet.

  I say you no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate.

  She say you better no piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch.

  I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch.

  Later I go to eat soma lunch at Drake Restaurant

  The waitress bringa me a spoon ana knifea, but no fock.

  I tella her I wanna fock.

  She tellsa me everybody wanna fock.

  I tella her, you no understand.

  I wanna fock on the table.

  She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

  Don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch.

  So, I go back to my room inna hotel, ana there's no sheet on my bed.

  I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet.

  He tells me to go to the toilet.

  So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed.

  He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch.

  I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma bitch.

  I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you.

  I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch.

  I go back to Italy!!!
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  What kind of kisser are you?

  by LittleToe in

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  what kind of kisser are you?

  http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/.

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  sonnyboy

  sonny- is back...Good Morning!

  I think it's evening now, but I never can tell. Actually it's always morning to me, so technically you're right.
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  What kind of kisser are you?

  by LittleToe in

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  what kind of kisser are you?

  http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/.

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  sonnyboy

  Part Freak/Part Ant Eater
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  Personality Defect Quiz

  by the_classicist in

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  here's the quiz: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506.

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  you are 71% rational, 0% extroverted, 42% brutal, and 42% arrogant.

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  Man, I forgot to copy my compatible personalities! At least I know one of them....

  Good morning, good afternoon, and good night, Spark. I need to get my day started before it ends.

  I've been on the computer practically all night.
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  Sonnyboy's Italian joke thread

  by ballistic in

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  Somehow my Italian food joke doesn't seem appropriate...
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  Personality Defect Quiz

  by the_classicist in

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  here's the quiz: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506.

  robot.

  you are 71% rational, 0% extroverted, 42% brutal, and 42% arrogant.

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  WTF? Bitch-Slap You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

  You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As most of us know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (This does not mean you are emotional, only that you are more affected by emotions than rationality when making decisions.) Another trait you possess is that you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few people are brutal AND humble. Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage. Most likely, however, you are not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse; it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
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  WHY AREN'T YOU OUT IN SERVICE THIS MORNING??!!

  by Mary in

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  seeing as you're reading this thread, can i assume that you're not going out preaching 'bout dis gutt news uf de king-dumb this morning?

  what do you do with all your free sattiday mornings now that you don't have to sell magazines for 2 hours?

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  I sleep back, eat breakfast, watch some TV, and think about doing yard work until it's too dark to actually do any. Then I go for a ride.
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  LittleToe's Travels - Summer of 2005

  by LittleToe in

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  it's been so long since i wrote a travelogue, i hardly know where to begin.

  i've sat down to begin this a couple of times, only to abandon it.

  alas, i must finally put thoughts to page, if only in a vain attempt to exorcise them from my head.

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  Then, at the last minute I noticed a car ahead swerved into the left lane revealing that they had narrowly avoided a log of wood.

  They have wood in Scotland?

  No, wait, that's Iceland.

  Never mind.
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  the walking dead

  by kj in

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  i know that jws view df'd ones as the walking dead, but how do they view non-jws?

  i thought that they considered them walking dead, too, but my mom says no.

  can anyone clear that up for me?

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  sonnyboy

  I guess they consider non-JWs as 'not yet brain dead'.
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  Ever think about going BACK?

  by jeeprube in

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  i haven't been to a meeting for 3 or 4 years now.

  (it's been so long i can't really remember).

  but lately i've considered going back.

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  sonnyboy

  I've considered doing a lot of crazy sh!t in my life, but nothing that extreme!

  Maybe on Halloween dressed as a Smurf...maybe.