ray_omega
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Great qoutes from JuDgE for A day RuThErFoRd
by Scorpion in"the size of the nose, as also the size of the eyes, is not without significance.
the small-nosed man cannot have a judicial mind, whatever his other excellencies may be.
and a man whose nose upturns can no more be expected to administer justice than a pug dog can be expected to act as a shepherd.".
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ray_omega
Does anyone have a copy of the Vindication book, volume 1? We need to get a scan of this up on the web.
http://www.reexamine.info/reex/download.php?url=/30s/1931_vindication_1.pdfor
http://www.strictlygenteel.co.uk/vindication1/vindication1_titles.html
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Golden Age Goodies
by Leolaia inrecently i had the pleasure to examine a stash of 1920s and 1930s golden age magazines, among the rarest of watchtower publications.
i thought it would be a fun idea to have a thread in which i share with you some of the amazing, ridiculous, hilarious things contained therein.
hence, this is the first post of a series of excerpts, scans, etc.
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ray_omega
Hi all! Does anybody know where I can find or download old "GA's" for 1910/20/30 etc. years?
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Great qoutes from JuDgE for A day RuThErFoRd
by Scorpion in"the size of the nose, as also the size of the eyes, is not without significance.
the small-nosed man cannot have a judicial mind, whatever his other excellencies may be.
and a man whose nose upturns can no more be expected to administer justice than a pug dog can be expected to act as a shepherd.".
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Great qoutes from JuDgE for A day RuThErFoRd
by Scorpion in"the size of the nose, as also the size of the eyes, is not without significance.
the small-nosed man cannot have a judicial mind, whatever his other excellencies may be.
and a man whose nose upturns can no more be expected to administer justice than a pug dog can be expected to act as a shepherd.".
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ray_omega
If you spend 15 minutes reading each of Rutherfords books you would get more pleasure than you would reading the Bible for a whole year (Vin3 p.383
Ummm... But the page 383 is absent in the "Vindication", Vol. 3...
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JW Allegedly Videotaped Boys In Airport Bathrooms
by ray_omega inhttp://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/local_story_177175258.html
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Hell
by ray_omega inthe following is supposedly an actual question given on a university of washington chemistry mid-term.
the answer by one of the students was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well... .
bonus question: is hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
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ray_omega
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one of the students was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well...
Bonus question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote their proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul enters Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two
possibilities":
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a faster rate than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct...leaving only Heaven - Thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!"
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Famous JW's (or exJW)..an almost complete listing.
by badwillie infamous jehovah's witnesses
dwight d. eisenhower - u.s. president (raised jw) .
venus and serena williams - world chamption/olympic gold medalist tennis players .
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ray_omega
Did anyone mention BB King? I heard he's an elder...