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  Your best pick-up line?

  by Newborn in

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  i've got a few "would you care for a nice massage?

  " lately... and guys i have to tell you... it's not working!!!.

  /newby.

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  IP_SEC

  Hey!! You got any Indian in you?

  No.

  Want some?
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  Your best pick-up line?

  by Newborn in

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  i've got a few "would you care for a nice massage?

  " lately... and guys i have to tell you... it's not working!!!.

  /newby.

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  IP_SEC

  Make a toast to "the King"
  She say: "what king?"
  F*cking!
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  Astonishing DNA complexity demolishes neo-Darwinism

  by hooberus in

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  astonishing dna complexity demolishes neo-darwinism.

  paper by alex williams.

  http://creationontheweb.com/images/pdfs/tj/j21_3/j21_3_111-117.pdf.

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  A tale of two patches:

  A man was walking along and found two patches of earth. A red patch surrounding a brown patch.

  The brown patch was scattered with debris... pine needles, bark, bits of trash etc.

  The red patch was completely clean of any debris.

  As he walked away he wondered who it was that so meticulously swept the debris from the red patch onto the brown.

  Truth be told, had he looked closer he'd have realized the red patch was semi molten. The debris had burned off of the red patch. No intelligence was needed to provide such "complexity". Just a natural mechanism that looked like the hand of intelligence.
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  American Life : Some questions

  by LouBelle in

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  there are a couple of things i'd like to know about you guys:.

  ** why does it seem that so many have wooden homes?.

  ** 401k - is this a pension plan of sorts & are you obligated to take one?.

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  IP_SEC

  ** Why does it seem that SO many have wooden homes?

  kurtb said it

  ** 401k - is this a pension plan of sorts & are you obligated to take one?

  Private pension plan. The public one is called Social Security. Some ppl dont know you can opt out of Social Security. Few take the time to do it.

  ** Do most of you drive an automatic?

  Its hard to get a manual shift trani these days

  ** Are really proud to be an American?

  Im not American. Well I live on the N American cont but am a Texas citizen residing in Louisiana. I am not a citizen of DC (US citizen)

  ** Do you bother to find out about the world around you? yes there is a world outside of you guys.

  Of course. People here are like people everywhere. Some are lazy and stupid. Some are not.

  ** What is this American Dream & do you believe in it?

  Propaganda

  ** Aren't you really just decended from the british anyways?

  I am English, German, Spanish, French, Dutch Native American

  ** Is fast food your way of life?

  Eat it sometimes. Dont really like it.
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  Should I tell my wife the meeting has been cancelled?

  by JimmyPage in

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  technically it hasn't but we did have an ice storm.

  if i told her i got a call that there was no meeting maybe she'd stay home and watch "american idol" or something fun heheh.

  personally i think it should automatically be cancelled for the elderly's sake.

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  IP_SEC

  why all the bull shit? Just tell her it prolly wont be prudent to go out in weather like this. If she do, she do. If she dont, she dont.
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  Somebody wanna help me with some

  by IP_SEC in

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  all my forms work but one that display current date???

  server error.

  table default value=date().

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  IP_SEC

  Yo man. Im hip. Ima no homophobe. Id cross swords with you in a DP. This is about a DB tho
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  Somebody wanna help me with some

  by IP_SEC in

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  all my forms work but one that display current date???

  server error.

  table default value=date().

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  IP_SEC

  I had failed to set the correct permissions on the database. That database wouldnt work cause it was locked and I didnt give the correct permissions Newb mistake. I know.
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  It's AUSTRALIA DAY! Let's hear your best Aussie slang.

  by hotchocolate in

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  mate!

  it's the day all true blue aussies throw some snaggers on the barbie, down a few stubbies, get blotto by mid arvo and then chuck on their cossies, head to the water and then spend the rest of the evening slapping mozzies, watching fireworks and attempting the aussie anthem.. so in honour* of australia day, let's hear a few of your favourite* aussie colloquialisms.. .

  *yes, these words should actually contain "u" .

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  IP_SEC

  ARRRGGGGHHH HOOTS MAN!!!
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  A great Republican

  by John Doe in

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  speech in the 60's.. .

  http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4770988975023965161.

  "the problem with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.

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  IP_SEC

  PS: Same old trap old trap old trap. A great man who happened to be a republican.
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  A great Republican

  by John Doe in

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  speech in the 60's.. .

  http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4770988975023965161.

  "the problem with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.

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  IP_SEC

  The term "liberal" has become a straw man

  You'd rather socialist? Or communist?